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Saturday, July 25, 2015

Seki Zesshou Symphogear GX Episode 4: Gungnir, Once More – Beeble Reviews


See, Symphogear armors are activated through the power of song. But as you remember from last week...YELLOW CAN’T SING RIGHT NOW!! 

Surrounded by Roll Cake Men...

"The holy words they paid the songwriters so much for!"
 
Thankfully, Pink Lady comes in to help save the day with it instead! 

Cool, she got her own 'Wish You Were Here!' card too!
 
She makes quick work out of the 1-hit K.O. slime-tier wimp menaces, but deals a bit of a blow with her Buso Renkin lance.






But even so...AT FIELDO!!

"Don't you know there is nothing new under the sun, fool?"

Lucky for the girls Blue Puppet is a loser villain who goes all ‘huh yur weak im goin hom’ and flees the scene with teleportation. Sylveon is pretty torn up (internally) from using Yellow’s superpower, and needs to set her straight real quick on the whole “you gotta fight the dollpeople to save the erf honey” thing. 

"Don't fuck it up next time, loser! Now excuse me. My brain is leaking."


"bitch den don't peace out next time's all i'm sayin..."

Later on, because they left absolutely nobody who can fight with the girl who’s been targeted by the evil organization and they completely neglected to put her and her friends into protective custody while they try to work on a new method of sing-fighting, she gets attacked by a creepy cartoon girl. 

Hey, she ate Mami that one time.

Friend #1’s there to give Yellow the one extra push she needs to get over this slump.

"But this is an evil puppet so get over it wimp!"

"Also I am dead."

"No you're not because I am out of my slump now thank you."

They fight.

UWOOOOOOOAH DOES ALL DRILL HAIR DO THAT?!

"BOOM PUNCHED THAT BITCH SO HARD SHE DIED INTO WATER"

"OH HELL NO I WAS NOT JUST FIGHTING WATER THE WHOLE TIME"

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX"

"FUK U HAXXOR SO UNFAIR UGH UR SUCKY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"

My god, her armor exploded, too. They totally did her like Babylolitawitchygirl. At least they still have the decency to leave the girls with their underwear. 


"Oh...god...I'm so embarrassed..."

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