Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou Episode 1: Everyday Life with a Lamia – Beeble Reviews

If you've come here from the main page, you may have noticed the page break placed directly beneath the banner for this post. I explain my reasoning as such:

NAKED POWER PUFF GIRLS!!!!!! (commonly refered to as Power Puff Girls Z)

GUESS WHAT SNAKE BOOBIES

WWWWOOOAOOAOAA

SNAKE MASTURBATION
 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOoo

SNAKE GOOP ON THE BACK OF YOUR SHIRT

 

NYANG NYANG NYANG NYANG

OH YEAH YOU KNEW THIS SHOW WAS COMING UP SOON SO YOU JUST HAD TO WATCH IT. ICKSGUSTING WASH YOUR HAIR WITH SOAP YOU DINGUS

THIS IS THE PERVY MONSTER SHOW.

So the story is there’s an average boy whose parents are out of town and 10,000 unique girls want to sleep with him. Average Boy wants to sleep with them, but he doesn’t want to even tho he doessss~~~~~~~~~~ 

 

Wait, the snake has a butt?! That’s like the flattest ass ever why does she even need it OH WAIT THAT”S WHERE HE HAS TO DO IT!!

Really, there’s a story in here! The only problem is that literally nobody would ever watch for it! They’re all here for the biology... 

 

How did mermaid nurse get to the bed? Did she slip and slide? Did she sit on a skateboard? We all must wait and see.

As Ms. Agent tells Boy, he is legally prohibited from having Monster Love at punishment of law, even though she was sent to his house as part of a really dumb mistake that she has TOTAL POWER TO SOLVE FOR HIM DESPITE FULL WELL KNOWING THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN, EVEN SHE’S TRYING TO SLEEP WITH HIM

HEY IS RIGHT

I think I understand the REAL story here. Ms. Agent is really Boy’s OL stalker who gets off on watching him squirm. And what’s better squirmin’ material than the threat of getting set to jail ‘til you die due to a really, really lazy government that completely understands your problem?

Screw you lady, and not in the way you're going at that kid for

Also because Boy is shit he can get killed all they want and monsters can’t get apprehended over it because THEY’RE SOOOOO CUTEZOIDS

kyaaaahn。・:*:・゜' :*:・(*´ω`pq゛

But since overhearing that conversation, Snake Girl has a bit of a realization. Maybe...she shouldn’t be DTF, for his sake.
 

...I wanted you to stick it in my butt slot...

Wait no nevermind she cannot grasp the concepts of law and order b/c she is mere demon

OH GOD NO SHE BROKE THE D---------------------!!!!!!

After a well-placed hospital trip, they go out on the town.

yea but wheres the bonin

yea but wheres the bonin

There it iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

Then there’s something about racism. THEN THEY GO IN THE LOVE HOTELLLLLLLLLLLLL 

Honestly what were you expecting

Then more racism. 

That's all for the racism!

AND THEY GO HOME AND SHOW OFF DA BOIBES AGAIN WOOOOOOOOOAH WHAT A HAPPY ENDING

WOAH WOAH WOAH *takes off glasses eyes pop out and go back in turns into whistle* TOOOOOOOOT *turns into wolf head* OW OW OWWWWWWW *spins around does the disco point* AH BABY *pumps the air* ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT *slaps knees several times backflips* YEOWIE YAHOO DAMN SKIPPY DARN TOOTIN' SHABBADABBADINGDONG WOWIE ZOWIE KAPOWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT WEEK: BIRD WITH BOOBS