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Saturday, July 25, 2015

Ranpo Kitan: Game of Laplace Episode 4: Twenty Faces - Bobble Reviews


Hey, it's the skull from that one part of the first episode, only it turns out it's the mask of a relentless killer! But first, the main characters set up a clock by having one sit on the other's shoulders! I-I don't love you or anything!!!!!


Hey! Don't touch that dial. This is a grave and satirical show about the issues. Trust me, you'll see what I mean when we get that close-up wriggling Kobayashi ass shot.



...Back to our killer!


One week?! Boy, when this guy meets air date deadlines he meets those deadlines.

Twenty Faces, like the Shadow-Man, is a charismatic Internet celeb. He kills evildoers who've been wrongfully – or likely-wrongfully – released. He gives people ironic deaths, and he always announces the type of person he's about to kill on his Youtube channel. Heck, this week he even flashes part of a newspaper clipping about an arsonist. Seeing his obvious hint and chance to get the jump on Twenty Faces, the police rush to, to...analyze recent papers? Interrogate? Watch news reports? No — the bar!

Justice is blind, or kind of bleary-eyed, and tipsy.

Yeah, that's right, Akechi and the Wunderkinds. This week's case is in the cops' hands! But 'Ketchy and his merry young men won't go down without a fight, so they venture to the local chatroom newsstand university highly unrealistic maximum-security prison with weak strong STRONG S&M undovertones.



It turns out this is somebody Acorn used to know, and if he gives her the right commands she will literally excrete a pond of red fluid onto the floor, yes, that happens, no, don't blame me for any uncomfortable tremors this sentence may have caused.

Yeah, never mind that last picture. If you're not even as cool as the shameless fanservice mascot of Prison School,
then you have a problem.
Yeah that's Andre.

We all know that it's the people on the inside who have the best connections. That's why a lady in a maximum-security cell can finagle the charges off of somebody for your master detective crook-capturing machinations. It just follows. It follows like how not searching for that arsonist follows.

That's precisely why the fat guy hope u die so fat u kno hes evil wen u see him lololol from last episode isn't still in jail: so he can act as Twenty Faces bait!

sunuva—

He's put on a concrete rollercoaster to the death! Lucky for him (but unlucky for the viewers foaming at the mouth and thirsting for his doom) a certain detective appears on the scene of this ironic murderer murder (technical term "murderder") to "A-ketch" an "A-killer"...


...and to give us a tense battle, plus a chance to learn a whole slurry of surprising insights, like how


...and then we find out that Twenty Faces was actually the straight-laced non-froggy-lookin' cop man!! Tune in next time when we interrogate him, uncover his heart-rending backstory, and most likely learn that his little sister is a certain sexual deviant, all of which will blow our minds.

Pssh. You should've been suspicious from the first "I love my little sister."

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