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Sunday, July 26, 2015

Aquarion Logos Episode 4: Let Fly! An Arrow that Pierces the Heart – Beeble Reviews


Aw, Shy is helping out Bad Girl and being a friend.


I say 'Aw' because this could mean less buttpants :'(

Shy also initiates a small heart-to-heart about...how does she feel about Narcy Cist? See, Shy likes him and thinks Bad Girl does too. But Bad Girl is monitoring him in order to stay wary and on the up and up! What a rom-com spy set-up! But more importantly, it’s time for the big town festival. We all gotta go see the Chestnut Hermit in person. 

He IS good. The chestnut, that is.
  
The Rangers are gonna put together a nice play for the festival together. Time limit: 1 week! Everybody’s camping out at the café!

“Ignorance of child labor laws and safety in kidnapping me for a whole week?! With a mom like mine, this is a dream come true!”


Later that day, literally everybody loves Shy.


“I’m...sorry but...you’re all so goddamn ugly...”

The whole team chips in to fix up a paper mache statue for the big night, and it comes along swimmingly.



The sleepover’s set up to be a big success, except for one LITTLE snag. 




 
Honey, I was thinking that three weeks ago.

The two walk to her home together and have another heart-to-heart about how sometimes she has to speak with her cellphone (as just shown), which makes her sad in the world of Logos because it means her words won’t reach people...but as Narcy explains, of course her words can reach. That’s the whole reason they connected to each other! Don’t you remember?


"AWW!"

 OH CRAP ANOTHER WORD’S GOING OUT OF CONTROL!


LOVERS ARE STABBING EACH OTHER! MOTHERS ARE EATING THEIR BABIES! MARRIED COUPLES ARE SMACKING ONE ANOTHER WITH THEIR RING HANDS! OTAKU ARE BURNING DOWN THE POSTERS IN THEIR ROOMS! ANARCHY IN THE JA. PA. N.!!!!

Okay, everybody gets creepier, that’s a lot more manageable.

Well I guess these two are beating the crap out of each other because of it. Though, who knows, they could've been fighting since BEFORE love turned evil.

Finally, it’s Big Yellow and Cool Blue’s turn to shine! 

“Yeah, I know, we’re really in the robot! This means it’s gonna turn out awesome, right?” 

"UWAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!"

Shy’s joined in the fight to save her beloved love because she’s got the crazy eyes.


This leaves it up to Narcy and Bad Girl! But the Mr. Shine robot Aquarion gets hijacked. BY EEEEEEVIL!!! 

*SPITS*

Finally, Shy’s origin story bubbles up to the surface. We learn the true reason of why...she became...Shy.   









“WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHAT THE FUCK, I WASN’T EVEN THERE!! I WASN’T, even, koff koff koff there goes my voice...”

The revelation within the team helps Narcy spur Shy on to truly speak out with her own voice to save the day, and truly, love itself.


“IF YOU DON’T GET IN MY FUCKING ROBOT BY THE TIME I AM FULLY NAKED, I AM KILLING EVERYONE!!




Don’t ANYONE try to tell me they didn’t do this on purpose. They KNEW what the hell they were doing when they made this.
 
Their love is so pure that it even rewrites the legend of Orihime and Hikoboshi, the princess and prince of the Tanabata festival. 


Hmm. Though this is a little more interesting now...

Ohhh yeahhhh...
 
OH NO
 
The power of their love reaches a fever pitch and results in a huge release of energy that absolutely devastates everything in its path. 

I am not clever.
  
And the play goes off without a hitch! What a great day!



Though I am not too keen on their anti-hog stance.

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