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Thursday, July 23, 2015

Kuusen Madoushi Episode 3: The Potentials of the Weakest – Beeble Reviews


Today, because 2/3 of the girl team sucks, they’re gonna undergo SPECIAL TRAINING 


Creepy meter rising...


CREEPY METER MAXING OUT


MC has Yellow go out and face her weakness of societal awkwardness, which I’ve gotta say, would make it easier to fight without screaming “UWEH” every time some huge bug looks her in the eyes. 


"Must restrain growing urge to kill...uweh..."


"THEY'RE POLLINATING ME LIKE BEES!!"

Meanwhile, stealth mission. 




Is she good at anything?

Yellow completes her original mission and returns to give the status report to MC. 





It's a race. MC VS Red: Who will be the Biggest Jerk?

ELSEWHERE:


I don't think I review a single show not dependent around men's crotches.

Red eventually stumbles upon Blue’s one true weakness... 





Cute things cause her to temporarily lose any semblance of an intelligent face.

Watch her hide her shame...
 
 
So Red gives up, in the interest of lookin’ hawt 4 da summer. 

AWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA w/e


"And another...and another...and another...WE'RE SO THIRSTY..."
"Uweh!"

Yellow soon finds an oasis in YellowBoy, who has the sensitivity to treat her RIGHT.


"Oh, well, uh...thanks for the...'advice?'"

"Hey. This wasn't a 22-cent coffee!"

Anyhow they turn it around! They waitress the HELL outta that place! Aw yeah! Red learned that Blue loves deep psychology books and squeezing ugly sheep dolls, and Yellow learned how to package away her fear of other humans, and substitute it with hate and ignorance. This calls for TREATZ!
 
Just creepy enough...
OH IT'S GONNA HIT HIS CROTCH


RIGHT ON THE CROTCH

GONNA GET MAD AT HIM FOR HITTING HIM IN THE CROTCH


OH
OHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOD


 
THEY DIDN'T REPEAT THE SAME JOKE FOR THE THIRD TIME IN THREE EPISODES

This is...a great victory for this series...which in and of itself is a tragedy...


You know what though, the girls have grown, it’s harder to call this episode as bad as the others, I mean we got a lot of dimension for some of our heroes, and the maid stuff is excusable because, well, the maid outfit builds character. I should know. Now’s as good a time to wrap things up as any... 

Uh okay credits please?

Yeah that's better for everyone now credits please?

Say why? Please? Or credits?

You, you are, can we end this now?

OK say why?

OK just tell us why though don't expect us to know why all he did was tell you to change it and you hate him forever now please say why?

...Well okay then. Thank you, Red.

Well...THAT sure couldn't have waited a week. Red successfully steals the Biggest Jerk crown from MC!!

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