One time some teenagers made a rocket car for their science fair.
Now 70 years later, kids live in space to make more and better rocket cars for the company sponsoring them.
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| And now we know why episode 1! |
After last episode’s big hostage play, the kids got bigger fish to fry than fame...
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| Her words, not mine. |
As established last time, BossBoy’s here to downsize the class because they spend too much money.
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| Not fair! That was only, like, 2 million bux! |
But maybe, Redhead’s Class President charm can win him over.
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| I’ll slam you, you The Apprentice sonuva... |
This is a mission from God (The Almighty Dollar) he’s got here, and he’s got to deliver in 6 months or else his ass is grass—and not the more dollars kind. That whole “getting kidnapped and held for ransom by space terrorists against his will” thing is a serious red mark on his record.
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| You mean you COULDN’T help it? Yeah, that seems REAL LIKELY, LITTLE BROTHER. |
BossBoy joined the company at age 16, and now over the past 2 years, he’s been transferred all over the solar system to the worst satellites, reformed each one and left with a big ol' promotion. How’re they gonna stop him and save their jobs?!?! (It’s probably the power of friendship but we’re only 2 episodes in so pretend you don’t know)
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| It’s the journey, not the destination. |
IT’S TIME TO TURN THIS CLASS INTO A REALLY USEFUL ENGINE! WE’RE GONNA BEAT HIM AT HIS OWN GAME: BEING PROFITABLE!
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| NEXT WEEK: WE SEND HER ASS BACK! |
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