GANGSTA. Episode 2: HUNDEMARKEN - Bobble Reviews

Wh-who will I write my fanfiction about without them!?

I'M SO SORRY THIS ALL GOT TOO REAL!

Actually, she's running away because she's embarrassed because she thinks this lady (Alex) is his (Worick's) prostitute. But she's not!

Why even watch the first episode? 

Now is as good a time as ever to say what most would probably include in a review of the first episode. This series features sign language, and Nic's deaf! That's cool. A bunch of other characters know that, and sign language, too, including this nurse girl, who leads them into another important mission. Let's see what she has to say.

Nic has to save this cool, pro-smoking, rebel-without-a-cause Joe Camel-ass doctor from the THUGS...

...but can the N-Zone ever defeat racism, the true enemy?

No, just all main characters

While that dude's fighting, the other dude tells us about Dogtags. Not dogtags...Dogtags. As in people who wear dogtags. But these ain't ordinary dogtags. They're dogtags that show your power level. Like if you're a Dogtag and your dogtag says B on it, you're sort of strong and you can jump 10 meters in the air, but if you're a Dogtag and your dogtag says D you can probably only jump 1 meter.

Wheee!

This whole became a one-on-one Dogtag-on-Dogtag brawl! A natural Dogtagfight! Intense! While Nickel puts on the moves, the other Dogtag guy gets steamed, and while Other Dogtag Guy powers up...

...the doctor is trying just so hard to look badass...

"Get ready to see Dr. Feelbad."

...and the cops are on da move.

Plot: the Ergastulum police force is always looking for Nic and Wor, who also happen to be odd job guys rooming together across the street. The duo slaughters thousands of citizens whilst bickering about who moved the couch.
Wacky sitcom inspired by The Odd Couple

But have no fear! Nolan saves the day, despite the punk skewering the hospital with a signpost. Aww, that was so awful and brutal. I'm sorry you had to see that, little nurse Nina.

Move. Away.

 Alright, we're coming to the end of our "Nic's a superhuman" episode. We know he can jump really high. We know he can use a sword good. But is he... s c a r y ? ? ?

But someone with two mouths might be.

Thank you so much, Nina, that's wonderful to know! And won't you viewers be pleased as punch to see that the Dogtag who got defeated in this episode went home in casts? And then was killed practically on arrival? Warms my heart!

With just one line, this show lost millions of viewers.