The opening of this episode tells us that ALL MEN HAVE A DREAM. Will Kuromine-kun ever realize his dreams? Will he ever get that green-haired girl? Or will he spill her secret and lose it all? Or wait, maybe he'll get the blue-haired girl formally introduced in this episode? Probably not the last two, so. Not too concerned.
You see, *actually,* the MC used to like this blue-haired girl instead. She caught on and told him she wasn't interested, but now...now...!
She totally hates him!!! Wait, she loves him?! Yeah, she just wants to ask him if he really *did* like her back then! Wait, no, she very loudly accused him of being a player right afterward! So she loves him but she plays hard-to-get in the most garbage no-heart credibility-damaging way!!
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| "Except at romantically-opportune moments when she will love me just as much." |
Elsewhere, Shiragami's stomach is rumbling which is super mega embarrassing.
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| Such random spurts of female innard-churning and the resultant flush would greatly enhance most harem shows. |
It's after school, which is when Gummy eats her food in relative peace. Except she ate some stupid bum food that was just sitting around, and it was really spicy, which made her start vampire-flying around.
Now that Blooby has been revealed to be a tiny alien critter in a robotic suit (much like that one actor when he was in that one movie, only seemingly with just one person instead of a bunch), she's embarking on, it seems, a quest to bludgeon Kurokami's brain into a pulpy soup. Yeah I understand that she has no heart, heheheheheh well, just as he's about to accept the chance to lose his memories of the two secrets he's gathered on his romantic quest, and just as he's trying to make it all heartwarming even though come on Blue's Clues is plainly just using a big hammer he's gonna die, his homegirl saves 'im!
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| She willingly bat-dove into his crotch to save his life. This is new to me but, at the same time, I realize, old news to anime as a whole. |
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| Awwwwwwwwwwhey, all the girls in this show have bright red blush all over their cheeks except for those two tiny, incredibly-distinct dots, ever notice that, that's weird |
Alright, everyone, clean up shop, time to go home, we did it, we resolved it, we saved the day — WAIT, NO WE DIDN'T! For what vile villain left the awful cream pastry things in the classroom? It's the girl from...from next week!!
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| It was a plan made by idiots, for idiots. |
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