At the risk of severely dating this entire blog, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this girl is trying to become the new Minions. Yes, all of them.
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| Would you prefer "the new Rabbids?" |
This is Umaru. When she's out in the world she's a stone-cold stunner, a young woman of talent and grace, but when she gets home, she shrinks and becomes...a monsteeeeer.
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| GOOD. THING. SHE. SHRINKS. |
Imagine that blue-haired girl from Lucky Star, plus the perfect woman, and a bear. Plus a baby. That's her. Except that's still not quite right, because we're missing something important: her straight man foil older brother! The one who she always asks to cook her steak and buy her food and lose at video games with her!
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| "I'm the BAby! Gotta LOVE me!" |
It makes for a truly groundbreaking show.
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| OH. REALLY??? |
She's also a jerk
who keeps tiny bears in cages.
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| Bears were not meant to live here. |
Umaru is adored. Umaru is athletic. Umaru is beautiful. When Umaru is not beautiful, she is cute. Umaru has no parents. Umaru gets to do what she wants. That means Umaru can mistreat her brother. Umaru never has to study, but Umaru gets 100 on every test. Umaru does this for 24 minutes. This is great if you love Umaru, but heck, don't you feel for me? Beeble Bobble hates anime! That's too much Umaru for me to handle, bears or no bears.
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| Besides, it's illegal to tame bears. What kind of Why...why isn't anyone stopping her before she gets a taste for blood!? |
BONUS!! GET THE DEETS ON EPISODE 1 OF SUZAKINISHI: THE ANIMATION — BEFORE THE SUBS EVEN COME OUT!!!!!
There's a new girl at school! There's another new girl at school!! They're so short!!! They play tennis!!!!!
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| They're never gonna be on this site again!!!!!!!! |
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