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Friday, July 10, 2015

Aquarion Logos Episode 1 For real this time: Shout! Sousei Gattai! – Beeble Reviews


Words. It’s what ya talk with. You can read them. You can write them. And...you can fight with them.
 
WHY DIDN'T I BELIEVE THEM?!

So we start out on a very nice, soft day in the city, where Quiet Girl walks with Grandmama.

 
Aww.

Dude saves the bag by turning off the damn ignition. Because... 





"No son, you're just a narcissist. Thanks though."

MEANWHILE OH NO THE PAPER IS OUT OF CONTROL!



Because the word for “TWIST” has become evil, EVERY TWIST IN THE EARTH IS GOING WILD.

Plot twists. Oliver Twists. Those twisty things that close breads. Nothing is safe.

Dude goes around molesting the belts off of every pair of pants, but Quiet Girl has to get to the POWER RANGERS CAFÉ.





They all fly out to fight Paper, and because Dude broke into the Café, he’s all set to jump in and help out! But let’s give him a chance.

And he took the fabric off the back of her legs, too!!

So he joins the fight!
 

Good.

And the bad guys didn’t even have to do a thing.


WE GET IT.

Plot twist he rips out of the paper.

HOW?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

What IS surprising is he rips off half of the bad guy robot and THEY GATTAI INTO RED GUY!


Codename: Mr. Shine

And they win. With punches.

Each segment is equivalent to 1 punch.

I’m hoping it gets stupid over-the-top soon like I thought it would from the Super Preview OVA Episode Whatever Thingy.


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