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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Overlord Episode 3: Battle of Carne Village - Bobble Reviews


Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you got trapped in a video game world? It's an interesting thought, isn't it? It would probably be hard to act like a video game character "should" because your moral compass would get in the way of all the killing! And you would miss real life sometimes!!!!!

Well, you wouldn't experience all of these troubles if you were...

AS TOTALLY METAL AS LORD MOMONGAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


There we go! No frills, no deep prior relationships, no bullshit! Jawesome! He's depressingly un-metal when he just waves his arms around this magic mirror, though. He's not even accomplishing anything half the time he's doing that. Shameful.

"pfft 'congratulations' pffffffffffft"
'MMO NAMES' PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT LORD MOMONGA WON THIS EXCHANGE"

Mommy finally gets the dang thing to work, so now he can try and view villages and try for for information about his predicament. He points and goes, "Is that a festival?" But it's a festival of death.

The exact opposite thing.

So Lord Hater decides he has to spring into action! It's not because of his essential goodwill or anything. No, spooky skulls don't have that no more! It just rots off! He's just doing this to respect the memory of his fallen comrade, Lord Touch Me, suddenly, because he saw his spectre in the room for a moment and felt all guilty and crap.

Not going any deeper, folks.

And then the episode returns to its former, first-episode glory when it gets METAL AS HECK. He might be defending squishy little girls, but come on, look at this mess. It's MEDUUUUUUUUHL.


Vader it up!

And then he turns a dead evil knight into a DEATH KNIGHT and he brings ALBEDO, THE NPC THAT LOVES HIM TO PIECES with him, two things that are...INCREDIBLE.



He saved two lives! Pansy. He made a force field around them! Totally uncool. Is making them drink healing blood cool enough to bring him back from the brink of uncool? No? Okay, we need to inject some edge. Toss them something useful, but carelessly and conspicuously out of reach.

Yeeeeeeeeeeee-uh!

Alright, but here, here's the radical part: he sends the Death Knight to do his bidding on the rest of the evil knights, and it is a bloodbath. It's...enjoying it!?




Well, I enjoyed those screams too.
Lord Mayuringa and his loyal experiment Albemu oversee the carnage.
MMMMMMMM, LATIN CHANTIIIIIIIIIIIIING

He saved the town, albeit in a somewhat disgusting and gory way! So the townspeople are all smiling at each other saying, "Hell ye~eah, this guy roolz!" So they'd be glad to give him whatever info they have on current circumstances and crap! It's just too bad those two girls had to see his scary skull face and get all scared and stuff...that's gonna doom him someday...

There is no other solution.

He gets the dry exposition that he (and nobody else) so sorely wanted, but some mysteries remain!


MMOs have never seen such mystery!

Then, having accomplished his mission, Momonga walks home with his babe.

Albedo accomplished her mission, too: being wonderfully useless.
She didn't even crush whatever THIS thing is. I mean. Come on???

Oh no, here comes another knight! Doesn't look like an evil knight, though. Phew! Wait, oh no. Have you seen his name? That's a bad sign. I...I might have to drop this show. This just hits...too close to home.

Who made this summer the Season of Stroganoff?????

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