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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Dragon Ball Super Episode 3: Where's the Continuation of the Dream!? Search for the Super Saiyan God! - Bobble Reveiews


We can't let Goku find out about the cat in space who's killing everybodiiAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!


Quick, King Kai — a distraction!

Ah, yes, remind Goku that he killed you. Good plan.

The reason that Goku cannot find out about the cat is because he will want to fight the cat, but the cat is so strong that fighting the cat will probably destroy the universe. Somewhat fortunately, the cat has mostly been biding his time, and will, at the rate this show tends to go, probably get into his first "official" battle within the last two episodes.

STOP EATING.

Like last episode, he's still struggling to remember the name of the Super Saiyan God. You bumbling buffoons! The answer's right there! You've said it a hundred times! He's named Super Saiyan God!

Exactly.

After stopping to bathe at the Constantly-Vomiting-Snake-Statue Bathhouse, they go to Earth because a lot of Saiyans live there. And speaking of Earth, you remember these heroes? That's riiight! It's the Dragon Ball B Team!*

* note: I have not watched or read much Dragon Ball.

Oh, oops. The one with the awful hair might be a new character. Sorry.



Most DBZ characters will keep well if correctly stored and/or refrigerated (e.g. leave space in crisper for Kakarots)

Today is Bulma's birthday, and what a bash it is! Everyone's just talking and looking at photos, and that fat pink thing is being a big fat jerk. And look, even Mr. Satan and his well-to-do family came!

And that really.....really sad dog.

But you know who didn't come?

As well as the Number One Ultimate Worst Husband. OOOOOOH.

You can ditch her mall, and you can ditch her cruise, but by golly you miss her birthday and you bring out the beast.

vicious

Thus ends another crucial pivotal completely-integral lynchpin in the stunning tapestry that is Dragon Ball Super. Thanks for reading. Here is an interesting picture from the episode divorced of context.


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