Search The Bloggle

Pages

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Monster Musume Episode 2: Everday Life with a Harpy and Centaur – Beeble Reviews


Last week, he masturbated a snake. This week, what could our MC get up to this time?

HE'S FOOD! HE'S FOOD!

Newsflash: There’s a bird girl. Also, she’s stupid. Also, she sounds like she’s 8.
 
:(

Bonus! We get RIGHT INTO the obvious sexcapades! Just like last time!


I'm not dignifying this with explanation.


So she lives there with them now.

Then, there’s more of the same shit, on a different day. The government won’t pay any sort of money to help with the caretaking of these super important interspecies ambassador girls, so MC has to go shopping for food first thing in the morning. He gets run over. 



There was no other way they could've taken him out. It's Monster Musume.


Agent Smith AGAIN refuses to properly introduce her to the house, causing more mental scarring (and physical scarring!) Boobs takes the opportunity to team up with MC to catch a purse snatcher, because Boobs is a brave knight of the blonde-haired “I don’t get Japan” realms.

Wet shirt adventures happen. Why not. 





The fight goes down to the highway.

 

1. That truck cost more than the purse.
2. What is the cost of the life of the driver?

OH BUT THE NAKEY THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT

Sorry for the cheesecake, but this is important. 



But...if the centaurs are going to breed with their mates and stuff who ride them like horseriders, and pretending that they can have centaur babies with humans, this doesn’t get around the fact that they weren’t allowed to interact with them until now. On the same side of the coin, you can’t instantly believe that all the fantasy races were ALWAYS intermingling either. So... 

TWICE THE POWER NO COMPLAINTS HERE

Anyways she’s a knight so Boobs calls him her lord. It’s either feudal and stuff or it’s sexist, take it however you like, it’s not my problem.

Weird.
Yeah, now there'll be Boobs around town. So different.





No comments:

Post a Comment