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Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Kuusen Madoushi Kouhosei no Kyoukan Episode 1: Fireteam E601 – Beeble Reviews



The BeetleBots attack!


Who else can defeat them except for...THE FLYING PEOPLE!! 

Let's take out the garbage, baby!

Unh!

Unh!


Uhhhh, unh!


Yeah! That was EASY!

no wait ugh it's TOO HARD >n< '

That's it, I'm just gonna stand here and take it!

Too bad we couldn't, like, use guns to hit these weak bugs from far away.

The TechnoBeetleBugs eat the destroyed cities below, while now that people have learned how to walk in the sky or something, they all live in the floating magic air cities! Sadly, this one is a high school.

SCORE

One girl is an asshole.

There she is.

One girl sucks. 
There she is.

 One girl also sucks. 

Well, those ARE her boobs, so this counts as a "There she is."

Also one time Main Boy screwed up real bad so now he has to be their tutor. Whatever.

TOGETHER THEY FORM THE WORST (and sexiest mmm *smack*) TEAM OF SKY WIZARDS IN HISTORY! Sky wizards, you see, don’t use spells. They just poke beetles and they explode. And the beetles sorta suck too, the only issue with them is that when they eat someone, all the non-wizards forget them forever, but you just have to move out of the way of their mouths and lasers, so it’s hard to be awful at it. So that means this team’s got their work cut out for them.

And then Main Boy runs into bread! 

WOAH COOL

Main Boy gets Tsundere’d!
  
BUH BUH BOOBY BONUS!!

I can’t be-LIEVE that THEY will have to WORK to-GE-ther!!!!!!






What...what the hell do you want me to do with this. There's nothing I can do to make this any less awful. I'm sorry.

Also the Asshole gives the Hentai eyes at herself. 

If your lips...were not my lips...I would put them on my mouth.

EEYAAH

Then that happens a third time. 
 






And then they’re a team!!!!!!!

NO NO YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG KILL THE RED ONE

NEXT WEEK: NOBODY CARES

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