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Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Joukamachi no Dandelion Episode 1: The Sakurada Family's Nine Siblings – Beeble Reviews


Somewhere in Japan, there is a biiiiiig family.


Who inherited which hairs from whom??

And on top of that...

WHOOPSIE DADDY'S KING OF THE NATION WE NEED A BIGGER HOUSE FOR OUR NINE KIDS WHO SHARE A BATHROOM

Also they’re being constantly filmed for personal and paparazzi reasons.


Like, this much filming.

This is because...once Blue MC graduates high school every kid in the family is a candidate for the next king of Japan.


Well, I mean we can take the little kids off the list for obvious reasons.

The reason why the kids are all kingly (queenly b/c Red is main MC) candidates is because they have SUPER ESPER DA YO POWERS! Red is for weight manipulation!



”I Can’t Belive My Family is Superheroes and also The King and or Queen!!!!” is the direct translation of “Joukamachi no Dandelion.”

Blue MC is the favorite because she’s the oldest naturally, but since Red saved the day now she’s got public support. This spurs the king to get them all to do a SUPER MISSION in front of all the people.



Glad to know royals aren't about to stop wasting money on shit soon.

Now when all the kids glow, they show off their super powers with kewl English names—


ok now every body here is my joke. "that is not deku from hero academia." you will get it in 2 years.

In any case, shit happens, her ass gets broadcast across the country, whatever. We have a fork in the road here. This’ll either turn into Tiger and Bunny, or they’re gonna start killing each other off like flies, King of Thrones style.

 

Or both! Just hire Lunatic!
NEXT WEEK: WE HAVE A CINDERELLA ANIME, TOO!

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