Aoharu x Kikanjuu Episode 2: Didn't I Tell You I Don't Need Friends? - Bobble Reviews

Now that Team Toy Gun Gun has three members, it's time to hit the field!

But before we do any shootin' 'round these parts, we need some of that nobody-can-know-I'm-a-girl action outta Hotaru and her somewhat abusive (but delightfully and attractively so) male cohort! Like he starts unbuttoning her shirt in the middle of a public place, which is an impromptu thing that all bros appreciate, right?!

Stay strong, Hoteloo.

*repeats to self three times every episode*

But oh woah nelly, watch out! Here comes that alluded-to third member of the squad — just in time to catch an eyeful of Hotaru leaving the girl's bathroom! Can't spill the truth!!

By the end of this show, we will all want to marry him.

 Today's enemies: a pack of real bad boys. They've got attitudes. Oh yeah, they're truly the worst apples of the bunch. Don't believe me? See for yourself:

AUGH!

AUGH!

OH MY GOSH THEY'RE SO HEINOUS.

No more time for talk. It's time to play us some capture-the-flag. This is Real Bout Gun School, this is Gun Art Online: The Real Version.

Gunshield Twenty Gun.

Okay everyone, let's follow the plan, keep our eyes on the prize, and stop focusing on petty disagreements.

Get out.

Switch here won't follow the plan he set up...because it was never really a plan in the first place. It was a trick, a trick to get Hotel Transylvania slaughtered by a three-man BB assault!

Eventually, though, he becomes convinced that he was wrong and he "coincidentally" "happens" to "save" "Hotaru's" "life." And lo, o'er his bastion of pride, in the middle of the battle, the same battle in which the evil evil Greyhounds should theoretically be mowing them all down while they do their little fifteen-minute character chit-chat, he admits that he's done wrong by Hattori. D'awwww.

But even more "d'awwww" than that is when Hikari admits she doesn't think he's all that bad. She appreciates what he said this one time!

I wish my friends could affirm my sense of justice once in a while.

BUT WAIT! THE GAME!

Hotaru shoots him moments later.

Well, I guess that means the day is saved! They didn't actually move ahead in the capture-the-flag tournament they were evidently in. And as penance for his rude deed and 'tude, Glasses gives Hody Jones a copy of his erotic manga. She places it in the trash.

Whatever you're imagining is better than what we actually get.

All's well that ends well, alright! Oh, wait, but we're forgetting something pretty major.

Yeah. At least make it representative. You know, "Toy Gun Gun Gun."