Million Doll Episode 1 - Bobble Reviews (why?)

Why am I reviewing this?

Well, if Beeble's reviewing Okusama, I need to be reviewing Million Doll. Let's get to it.

That's the hit new idol group named Itorio! No they are not, in fact, named Million Doll! And after this concert, they'll be doing another showing in a mall somewhere, where they will be greeted by some forty-year-old men. Naturally, because they're not CG animated, even their mimicry can easily dance Itorio under the table.

And then when they're going to this other idol girl's concert, the stooges are...planning their own performance in response to the idol's performance, even though we never see it?

Idea: an idol show, but these old otaku dorks star. Million Dork. DON'T pretend you wouldn't watch that mess.

But the brown-haired girl hates them. She. Freaking. Hates. Million Dork. She'd rather watch idol shows at home because those dorks keep cat-calling like non-self-aware idiots.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

While those dorks get autographs and ask some idol to marry them, Brownie updates her stupid anime Twitter feed with detailed Itorio information. Little does she know that Itorio themselves are reading her lovely, detailed that very same night...as well as every person out there in the blogosphere!!!!!

Would be disappointed to know they were all making little sarcastic quips as they read it, though.

Itorio knows that millions of dolls out there are cheering them on! Let's eat strawberries and work hardeeeeerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

What a nice ending. That's how you be a real fan. Oops I mean that's only one way to be a real fan, every fan's a real fan, that will be the moral of this anime.

SuperKoolOtakuAcronymTips! Come back next week for another sweet SKOAT