Snow Red’s relocated to a new town and so far things are looking great! Look! She even has eggs now!
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| I KNEW they were onto something last week! |
Only problem is, now she’s got to get a new job. Disney Princesses needed a 9-to-5, too, you know. She gets intel on a court herbalist position test, so she’s gonna give this thing a shot. Who knows, it could get her a little physically closer to Prince...
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| Damn, talk about results! |
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| The court shippers can’t help but plan out their next shipping drawings. |
Then, there’s a kidnapping subplot.
Then, there isn’t.
Then, there is.
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| No! If only this had happened 15 program seconds sooner! |
She’s been captured by The Scumbag! While Snow Red works hard to get free of her bonds, Prince is hot on the trail! But she’s okay, she kicks The Scumbag’s ass with a rug.
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| "Damn! I should have NEVER tried to make my slave room look presentable!” |
The Scumbag keeps on her trail, because he knows his house like his own...house, but Snow Red’s got a few more tricks up her sleeve.
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| "Eat nerve gas, bitch! I'll send a gift basket tomorrow so you can clean yo ass up off the floor!" |
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| "SEE YA" |
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| "Ow." |
Even so, this guy’s not giving up on the BAEcheck just yet.
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| Oh no it's the shojo doki doki arm thing they're gonna be a couple now like in all the manga |
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| Wait nevermind he is PUNCHING HER WITH FIRE |
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| Oh. Good. |
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| Shit the doki dokis are back |
Red's got the smarts and White's got the brawn. Soon, I predict, they will solve crimes on the lower east side.
Aww, after he’s beaten, The Scumbag explains he used to be a noble and was going to sell her to a fine palace-owning folk, and become her personal guard while he was at it. That’s so sweet, except he kidnapped her and tied her up and chased her through a house and tried to punch her with fire. He gets thrown right in the brig.
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| "Save the good stuff for yourselves. Don't tell'm this shit's straight krokodil." |
OH YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BIG TEST!?
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| NEXT WEEK: STUDYING!!!!! |
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