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Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Million Doll Episode 2 - Bobble Reviews


This week, the episode's only four minutes. Looks like we were only treated to an extended premiere. Ah well. We still get an idol show!

Why yes, it is the same one we witnessed last week.

Let's check in with those three thirty-something idol fans from last episode: the Alpha Creeps. The one with glasses has an extended flashback (a minute is obviously "extended" here) about the first idol he truly loved...




Fear not, though — That Guy with the Glasses goes through some major character development in this episode, I'm sure of it. See, look, here it is! He's leveled up from creepy fan...

...to creepy entitled fan!

And when his favorite idol leaves the modest bar to great success and acclaim...

...he goes like OH NOOO YOU LEFT MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Oh, I get it. That's where he USED to be, and the character development's coming in his PRESENT. Ah, okay, that's fine, stories work like that.

Um. Hello. Nice to...see you...
As he and the idol singer stare into each others' eyes for twenty minutes,
Doug Walker goes from creepy entitled fan...
...to thirty years in prison!
WHO WOULD WANT TO?

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