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Thursday, July 9, 2015

Chaos Dragon: Sekiryuu Senyaku Episode 2: Antinomy - Bobble Reviews


There's just too many summer shows! That means I have to drop some from my watch list. Chaos Dragon is on the chopping block. If you vote 'yay' or 'nay,' please have your voice heard in the comments! We love feedback!

And with that, on to the story.

Or, rather, THE OUTFITS.

You remember the last episode's ending? It was pretty hardcore. Crown prince who everybody-knows-he's-prince-but-they-let-him-live-in-a-ramshackle-orphanage-anyway Ibuki slayed our precious nee-chan...but it wasn't his fault! And the opening to this episode? Hardcore! It's too sad!

You don't understand!
WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON MY FACE AAAAAAUGH

We also see some characters from last episode again.

Like Rachel Alucard...
And Rachel Alucard...
And Meryl Sherbet...
And this guy.

The prince and the boy who cried "murderer" are drawn into a rebel alliance and pulled into a quest to acquire Nil Kamui's independence I mean go find the Red Dragon I mean, um, I thought he already met the Red Dragon? What's the point of meeting the Red Dragon? Well, the point of all this is that everyone's finding out more about the three clashing nations and stuff.

Yeah, totally...

We also get what I consider to be some pretty shocking developments.

Awwwwwwwwww yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieh
Alright, that's a little too much leg.
OH MY GOSH THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH LEG.
STOP STOP I'LL NEVER WANT MORE LEG IN MY LIFE AGAIN AAAAAAUGH!!!!!

Anyway, then she does this


and Sweallow Clazzvali – sorry, I have to type that again, Sweallow Clazzvali – just utterly plows through all of her soldiers.

They'll Do It Every Time !

How is he so strong?! Well, you see, whenever he uses any kind of instrument for anything in any way, it starts to disintegrate. BUT...when HE'S using that BREAKING INSTRUMENT...

Yeah what a freakin' curse, no way to exploit that.

In the flaming town, Ibuki runs around saving the day for children hiding in little boxes, accompanied by his unimpressive sidekick Boy, the Boy Wonder. But when you're a hero, u cant save every1.............................................life is hrd X'(

BAM. Also, I repeat: that outfit.

Bookie's not strong enough, so he has to depend on the power of Red Dragon again...! Red Dragon, give me your power! No, don't give me that same "sacrifice someone close to you" bullcrap!!

TALK TO MY MANAGER!

No...no! Does that mean I have to sacrifice Doggy Girl this time? Wait, I was close to her!? Boy Wonder, no! Don't tell me to kill you instead! True friends don't have to go this way!!!!! No, get away from the villain! You're just complicating things fur—

D'NOOOAOAOOAUOAUUO— hey, is she just the final boss robot from the BlazBlue games except with spider legs and fire instead of swords and technology? This needs to just be a video game already.
Yay – wait, no – wait, huh?

If you abandon a friend because you don't think you're strong enough...i-it's like murder...so it still gives him the Red Dragon power! So hey, he just has to be leisurely standing around in a room when someone he at least sorta cares about dies.

Hey, wait, this is the perfect angsty soldier! Now that the purple potato-leg lady got killed by his swordsmanship, nobody else is after the Dragon Eye that fused to his chest either, so his mere presence won't endanger anyone! And since the dragon power doesn't actively try and kill people, he can...stay with his friends and use the power only when he needs it!!

Why?
WHY?????

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