Dragon Ball Super Episode 2: To the Promised Resort! Vegeta Goes on a Family Trip!? - Bobble Reviews

Goku goes off to train with King Kai! A cat kills people in space! Oh, but that's only the B and C plot of this episode! So where's the beef? Why even ask? Look at the title!

Some people say there's too much filler in Dragon Ball Super. I disagree. It is all filler.

Vegeta goes on a wonderful family vacation. He is the worst father I have ever experienced. Still, I guess by virtue of existing for more than five minutes within the general proximity of his tiny super-son, he's strangely a better father than Goku.

Actually, he'd be better off on whatever planetoid Goku is on, or anywhere that is far, far away from his son.

Or just remarrying someone who won't take his crap, a.k.a. this dead octopus.

But we viewers have to understand Vegeta and Goku's plight. Once you go into the DBZ Battlezone, you can't just re-enter domestic life so easily. All a true-blue Saiyan can do while people are singing and dancing around him is ask...

Besides, it's much easier to spend quality time with automated training equipment. That won't show any pesky emotion!

Elsewhere, this:

A completely different anime!

Oh, sorry, I mean this:

Oh, sorry, I mean the cat who ate in space last episode is back...to eat more!

That's called a tooth.

And beat space people up!

*insert meta-commentary joke about Dragon Ball Super here*

Actually, no, he changes his mind about the eating and just blows up everything.

*INSERT DELUGE OF JOKES ABOUT DRAGON BALL FANS HERE*

And while some purple old guy nobody cares about feels the massive cat's evil waves from across the galaxy and goes "this is very bad," Garfield and his master Jon Arbuckle levitate and admire the carnage he hath wrought from a healthy distance.

This subtitle was up for like fifteen seconds in the middle of their conversation.
Only explanation: Japanese is such a beautiful and complex language

The dinosaur meat on that planet may be gone, but at least Lasagna Cat remembers the name of someone really really strong that he wants to fight, which, I suppose, in the end, is really to Dragon Ball what a charitable spirit is to Christmas.

There's something really sad about this.