Bad Girl’s gotten caught up in a good ol’ Evangelion flashback town or something, it seems.
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| “If he’s a boy, we’ll name him Bad Boy. If she’s a girl, Bad Girl.” |
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| Oh, great! So we know what’s going on. |
It’s a flashback world! She listens to herself talk about how lame Bad Boy is, and then see him be as such.
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| “ha ha loser” |
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| “ha ha yeah he really is” |
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| “So the people told me to tell you to ‘get yo bitch ass upstairs moron.’” |
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| “hehehe yea you tell’m girl” |
It’s revealed that Bad Boy knew from the very start that his dad is abusive towards him, which is sad, which is why he decided to become an idiot and ignore it and stuff. Which is also sad. So, she acknowledges maybe she should throw the old dog a bone, which is the moment when the scary evil voice over tells her ‘YOU WERE BORN TO FUCK HIM’
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| “No,
no, it isn’t true! HE’S A FOWLER!!” “You WILL fall for him when he becomes a good guy later! YOU WILL!!” |
In an effort to save her from the Evangelion episode where the bird thing made Asuka cry so Rei threw a red stick all the way to the moon, the team sends out the Aquarion machines after her.
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| Someone please give her the Kid Cuisine dinner already so she can put that thing down. |
I’m sorry that there’s not a whole lot to say about this one, but the bulk of it’s all character studies on everyone and that stuff’s better seen than mentioned and repeated six times in a row. What we end up with before the end is Bad Girl sitting in the darkness crying about how Kaji-san wouldn’t sleep with her because she’s only 14 years old and how the angel defiled her mind.
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| “HE ONLY SEES ME FOR MY ASS...!!” |
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| “Save me...Shinji in Rebuild 2.0!!” |
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| “Just who the hell do you think I—whoops. Wrong show.” |
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| *Oyasumi Punpun version of Tsubasa wo Kudasai plays* |
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| *EVA-01 awakens, 3rd Impact happens, 3rd movie sucks mostly* |
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| “Oh shit, somebody stole my girl...” |
And that’s the story of how Kaworu died again for like the fifth time. The end. What a shitty review.
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| “She didn’t get any of the references...yare yare daze.” |
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