Alright. The USG’s ready to get these guys out of their school. They’re gonna make an entire arc based off of each boy making some sort of huge issue at school. Make my day.
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| Make my freakin’ day, USG, you n’ your DTO stuff n’ whatnot... |
Things start off quick as usual with...
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| Also she was dribblin’ cake grease all over her chest, nasty. Use a fork |
Oh yeah and they also have to put together everyone else’s character arcs too.
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| No no no this is fine, one gets the satisfaction of murdering, the other has the satisfaction of being murdered |
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| It seems as if...he could be more than the cold, calculating de gozaru we’ve come to see him as?? Could he still be the man we saw in him in the beginning, the man we wish our man could be?!?! |
Gangster Kid’s first Vice President scene got him some cake, and next up, it’s a beef deep-fry buffet. But first he’s got to dish out the dirt on the other boys.
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| Sudden grocery store commercial! |
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| Alright so will you wear a real shirt now ma'am? |
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| PUT A NAPKIN ON YOUR LAP LADY |
What’s next up for these hip cool teen boys?
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| How did they NOT have girlfriends already? |
Gangster Kid pulls Ant Kid away from his ants, as ordered. Then the unthinkable happens. The crows are back. And they’re here with a taste for CARNAGE.
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| AAHHHHHH!! NO |
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| My god! Her boob PUNCHED him!! |
Ant Kid SMASHES Vice Prez to the ground to save his babies. I’d show you that but I literally show you everything else in this thing, So in continued interest to brevity, I’ll let you figure this out alone.
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| The defining moment of the Summer 2015 season. Calling it here and now. |
Hana gets to take him to the infirmary, but first, let’s get one thing straight.
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| God, Ant Kid didn't know everything about ants? Fuggin' idiot, mang... |
Oh yeah and the Hana thing
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| Dammit |
Come on now Prison School. Are you SUUUURE this is extreme enough for you? Add the ‘zazz, just throw it on.
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| OK I didn't ask for this much |
Alright now add a dash of cringiness
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| 'EYYYYYYY |
They rush up under the bed to save their souls...but lose something greater...
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| *Insert Spongebob Squarepants scream* |
As that happens, the USG President goes down to see her dear old dad to report the Ant Assault.
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| GOD FUCKING DAMMIT |
Meanwhile
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| She dead |
The next day, Gangster Kid’s place in the hierarchy’s been moved. He gets up to his old tricks with pushing Kiyoshi around, but things ain’t gonna fly no more. They all know he’s a real hero now.
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| Oh...Ant Kid--I mean Joe... |
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| And when a Prison Schooler says it, you know it's true. |
And lastly but not leastly, our lead-in.
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| A sadistic angry warden you can trust. |
NEXT TIME
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| SHE ACTUALLY TRIES TO WEAR A SHIRT?!?! GOOD FOR HER!! |
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