Monster Musume Episode 6: Everyday Life with Shedding and Egg Laying – Beeble Reviews

Today we learn two important facts: lamias shed, and harpies lay eggs. Snake burns her hands when cooking, so she needs help shedding. 

If a monster girl tries to write a letter, they will shoot goop out their fingertips.

Alright, that’s lesson one. Intimate touching session. He touches the pusspuss, he goes super duper stiff and stuff. Then bad cooking jokes, preschool-level stuff. They just wanted an excuse to show us more pornography, next monster, hurry it up hurry it up. 

Alright that’s getting a little zookeepery and creepy, confirmation he literally owns slave-women now, what else OK, and they’re eating egg for dinner.

Lovely.

And, because if you remember correctly all the MoMusuGalsZ are literally just animals with ladyfaces who are subject to their every primal urge, it makes sense if they’re treated like little animals off the National Geographic channel. 

You know, if he punched him right here and now like the other racists, this episode’d be over already.

Director Wario here is filming a documentary on interspecies exchange relations, which just means he’s a regular old pervert off the street. I mean, this is to be expected, we know what you’re here for. They all go along with it while saying ‘ooh this guy’s terrible we better keep an eye on him.’ 

Don’t go all ‘no hey wait now’ THO’. HIM. DA. FUCK. OUTTT.

Why? Why is this annoying thing made its own plot? An obviously gross guy who everyone knows is gross, allowed to do gross things while everyone acknowledges it’s gross??? 

See? Exactly! Starin' right at that egg-spot.

And the egg thing is presented as sex.

AAAAAAAAAGH WE WERE SEEING IT THROUGH HIS EYES I NEED NEW CORNEAS UNCLEAN UNCLEAN

At the end, MC kicks Wario’s ass. 

Yeah but I ain’t clappin’ for you. You shoulda done that 10 minutes ago. It doesn’t matter how funny your one-liner is.

And they all had that dinner I was talkin’ about and lived happily ever after. Ha ha ha, I write the review as I watch, I write it as I watch.

Oh but WAIT! We have ANOTHER monster for the party?!?! WOW looks like we got a BAD girl in da hizzy! 

Someone who’s NOT an exchange student? Who’ll end up living with MC in the end anyhow? Tell me more! Though she seems like a genuinely horrible person, so this could be welcome in a home of accidental assholes.