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Sunday, August 16, 2015

Shimoneta Episode 7: What SOX Created – Beeble Reviews


Doesn't stop her from ordering around the town's other decrepit old dads.

So yes, as you can see, we’ve got some copycat criminals runnin’ around now, which means SOX’s shit is working. Already, this is far more interesting than someone jamming a vibrator in Anna’s boobs!

Ooh boy
 
Also:

Aww, he's sweet. Makes me wanna say he's from the Good Gorilla Galaxy, but that doesn't make any sense.

Anyhow, he’s discovering his own attraction to MC, which is nice and I hope isn’t played up just for laughs in the end. I got my eye on you, Gorilla-kun...

I can trust that face. But can I trust this show...?

Today there is an underwear thief hitting the girl’s locker rooms! But rather than let the proper authorities nab ‘em and expel ‘em from school, it’s up to your two FAVE terrorists to try and sway him to the side of ‘I’m not a creepy pervert just a regular old pervert or something.'

A waist I can trust.

Blue Snow leaves the bushes to get in closer and oh yeah Anna

GASPPP!! OH MY GOD! AN HONEST-TO-GOODNESS KINNIKU BUSTER!!!!! I AM SO PROUD

So he gets molested again.


BUT I CAN’T BE ANGRY THAT THEY’RE PULLING THE SAME THING THAT THEY ALWAYS DO WHEN THESE TWO GET A SCENE ALONE BECAUSE LOOK SHE JUST PERFORMED A SITTING KINNIKU DRIVER DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS TO PERFORM????????

Before I forget to say, yes, this scene is tantamount to her wanting to eat his D. Which is very, very spooky ooky strange.

Please stop.
 
Luckily we get a Good Gorilla Rescue...though, it was a bit late anyhow.

You have 0 guesses as to what's on his face

Ah, look and see who was spying nearby! 

“But then we couldn’t try to use this as a joke! The rape-fantasy market is a lucrative one, m’ boi!”

They all head out to the changing room where they find 

Damn fangirls...

It’s a Shimoneta fan-comic drawn by some girIt was Blue Snow yeah she can be as scared as she wants in-person with the guy but oh she’s gonna take advantage of this train til the end of the line huh 

Dammit, fanboys and fangirls, stop pairing and pornogrifying real people in your universes! That’s 10 kinds of terrible. Take note, Game Grumps fans...
 
Hey, as I was ranting again they caught the undies thieves!

But this is no mere loss. This is a declaration of war from the freakazoid on the theme song.

UGH
 
This man declares himself an ally of SOX, and that his faction will start a war against the government using the children of the country...to steal underwear. Now, this guy, this guy here looks exactly like one of those guys who’s wrapped in bandages and ripping off that other guy. Unless I can memorize his name by virtue of wildly enjoying him, what’s his joke name gonna be? 

SHISHIOOOOOOO IT COULD BE NOTHING ELSE

The emergence of Shishio’s faction is running against SOX’s original goal. SOX wants sexy jokes, not sexual theft.

Really now when did the li'l one's character become 'big eater asshole artist' I missed the eating thing until she ate all the sex toys

Later that night, Red-Hair from the beginning runs into MC, who helps hide her from the Public Morals Police guys. 

Good morals on these guys.

Here’s where MC learns she’s the daughter of the man with the porn forest, and she’s in town to join the SOX side, as well as manipulate the world’s old men to her will. She finds her own old man’s ways of support to be too milquetoast amongst the tide of the decency war, and her major contribution to the effort is...

Heat! Yay!

It just ain’t Blue Snow’s style. What she loves is something a little more down-home, a little more country. 

Aw come on now. Prison School’s overtaking you in lewdness now, and this is still remembering the whole ‘every scene with Anna after episode 5’ thing. They got HANA, yo






At the end of it all, Blue Snow is enamored and allows entry for the newest member of the squad. Welcome, Red!


She IS a dirty joke! Of course! Let’s see if I can remember to call her Dicky next week.

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