Gate: Jieitai Kanochi nite, Kaku Tatakaeri Episode 6: Ride of the Valkyries - Bobble Reviews

Sorry I'm a little late on a bunch of series. Now I'm settled, internet is good, and I'm remembering there's a war to get to. A virtual, fantasy, cartoon world war. And we need reinforcements. But who do we send? Quick — we need the most boringly sophisticated army men we can get!

The real question you should be asking is when wouldn't this qualify you for anything?

People are fighting all around in this medieval city and it's really bad.

The battle is so bad that okay Rory stop. Stop that. Stop rubbing your crotch. Why would you — okay, I revise my previous near-statement. When you're a priestess for this particular fantasy world deity, death happening all around you is cool 'cuz it makes you wanna have sex.

And the battle just gets tougher! A new enemy appears, and you know he's a big deal because he not only gets more than five seconds of screentime...but also...he stands in one place and goes "BEHHHH."

For future reference, this is Jason being scary and going "BEHHHH."

But elsewhere, in the beautiful sunset sky, is a ray of hope playing dramatic music! Nobody said anything about Ride of the Valkyries helping coordinate their flight plans or something half-almost-logical like that. I would rather assume not.

Also, the whole episode does cubey squareshape visuals for the first time in this series,
because it's part of a metaphor, because war is cubes.

I just wanted to point out that Princess Pina Co Lada picked, of all the things to compare this to, a creature with wings.
It's literally of the category "[X] with wings."

Well, this is great! Only an organized force can save us from such a vile scourge as the very important new character Jason with Muscles.

Or...you know.....anyone.

But let's not underestimate the contribution of the other big-eyed beautiful Babeys that the show lavishes so much time on.

Thanks!

Anyway, yay! The horrible deadly battle's over! That sure sucked! That sure was no fun! That sure was not tonally inconsistent!

DUN DUN

Okay, but keep watching, lest you forget the real purpose behind their coming to this attacked city in the first place...

........No!

Yes. Girl collecting. Exactly.

Okay, just to be clear, is this the Self-Defense Force picking cute big-eyed busty beauty prisoners of war to bring along?

Is that the girl who appeared in episode five who looked like she was really going to be a major threat with cool powers but won't demonstrate any of that right now?

Have I seen her before?

Heh heh, well, I just hope there's more beauts coming my way! ...What!? There are!?!? This anime just made my dreams come true. bazinga B)

Congratulations! You've spotted one (1) generic anime!

Spoiler: they're a bunch of stern lady knights. Also, spoiler: apparently this otaku Souji guy is still the main character. Also, spoiler: prooobably gonna die next episode.

Just so many things to look forward to!