Wow, this is an anime that premiered in CHINA one month before it came on in Japan!! This one’s gotta be a stunner for sure, then. Let’s see who’s in it. *Okay, lame MC the audience sees the world through...
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| A boring MC whom the audience sees the world through. |
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| A bee. |
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| Afrobama. Okay. |
Enter the year 2020. This is a world without war, because human weapons were too scary I guess and MC is a lameass who can’t stop being depressed at how he’s from The Flowers of Evil or something.
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| He’s
here to buy a fedora. |
Suddenly military equipment falls from the sky into a crowded shopping mall!
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| AW DAMMIT THE SCREEN GOT ALL MUSSED UP CAMERAS COST MONEY |
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| "Hey, maybe we should move." |
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| "Hey maybe I should move." |
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| "Whoops missed my chance." |
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| “LA LA LA, DOOT DOOT DOOT, BOY THESE HEADPHONES ARE LIKE A DREAM” |
The whole screen JOSTLES and SHAKES and gets FILTERS and a TRUCK runs over more PEOPLE and it’s TERRIBLE AND VIOLENT and is he still there
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| “LOOOOVIN YOUUUU IS EASY CUZ YOU’RE BEAU-TI-FU-UU-UUL” |
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| “Hey wait a minute! Was that explosions I think I thought I heard maybe?” |
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| “Aww shucks! Ain’t this a kick in the ol’pants.” |
Outside the building, the terrorist guys are having a firefight with the police, who call for reinforcements. Until then, we get the terrorist boss giving a speech to MC about how he grew up a soldier at war. More than likely, a child soldier stolen from his home who adapted to the lifestyle. He hates the sort of weaklings who he saw as feeding off his people’s blood and guts, and so all of this death from above crap’s all revenge on the first-world countries that make those sorts of conflicts happen. While he shoots some guy dead.
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| Oh no, guys, he’s the scary bad guy but I just spent a paragraph understanding his point of view and sympathizing with him while I used the entire review to show off what a lame-o MC is. This isn’t good... |
Outside, a wide-scale police operation is mounting, with ride armors and everything.
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| Jet Stingray theme plays |
But recall: this is about a bee lady. No bees? No resolution. We gotta wait a little more.
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| Sounds
bee-y to me. |
Nope nope nope the soldiers go in first and they all go
Now the bee?
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| “Can we stop sending in wave after wave of troops to die now?” |
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| Uh-oh now the MC’s life is finally threatened!! |
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| Bee? |
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| Wait first watch out for that little effect there it’ll clear up |
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| OK almost all the way gone we’re ready now |
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| BEE?? |
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| BEE?!?!? |
BEE
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