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Monday, August 17, 2015

Ranpo Kitan Episode 7: Strange Tale of Panorama Island Part 1 - Bobble Reviews


Last week, Black Lizard showed everyone a surprise.



Kid Akechi Ace Detective here constantly berates her, and because her thing is cartoony wacky S&M, she spurts genital sparkles all over the place like a total goof-off. Heyyy, get that off my screen! This ain't Shimoneta! No I'm not dignifying it by taking pictures. Just take my word.



In more important news, we learn may important things, like that the teacher's back! You know, the one who should not be a teacher. And I mean logically speaking. She could not. In the same way that Black Lizard logically should not be in a prison (they don' openly entitle you to free doms and subs), this kitty magical girl logically should not be teaching in any decent establishment.

*hate* *hatehatehatehatehate*
Equally important...
Ugly!

In actual news, the criminal persona of Twenty Faces is still out there, inspiring more crooks to wreak ironic vengeance on the ones they hate.


The name "Twenty Faces" is actually a measure to ensure that cops, when talking about
the constantly-changing number of Twenty Faces on the loose, confuse themselves.

And also, because someone asked about Akechi's past, he has to go into Weighty Important Dream Mode and look at himself as a child with a digital hamster ball or something around him. If that sentence gave you the impression that a lot will be happening in this episode, I recommend that you get your eyes checked.






YES he said "get lost" twice. NO I don't like wasting hard drive space on this picture mess.

 Now that that's over with, we can get to the business of catching the next thousand Twenty Faces-es! They get a lead that takes them to the mysterious Panorama Island, a corrupt hellhole...

Listen to this dummy talk about the scummy.

It was going to be the best and only adult theme park run by the biggest jerks who've been making their workers worship them and work long hours. And they're old doofuses with Pokemon eyes.

Uwaaaaah!

But they can no longer complete their masterpiece which, they claim, would be the (insanely tacky) Japanese Pantheon, its (completely lacking in any defensive capabilities) Great Wall of China! Because when the investigators get there, not only is it in shambles...but also its mannequins have crushed the bosses running the thing! What a shame!

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It's a disaster which the show will handle with its usual grace.



See you next time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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