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Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Kuusen Madoushit Episode 7: Mistgun Tournament – Beeble Reviews


Tournament?? Did somebody say tournament??????????? Dammit, I haven’t dropped this one yet. Aw well. Today the girls are training against pink bug balloons, and are somehow having trouble with it.


“UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH~”

Part of the issue is that they aren’t working as a team, but otherwise, I don’t even know what their problem is. The bugs still blow up with one tentative poke. The girls just somehow suck, which is real annoying with ol’ boring MC hanging around ackin’ like he owns the place even though he’s just a lame pissy show-off, hmph... Elsewhere in the bureaucratic section of the show, the higher-up KIDS IN CHARGE OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL (seriously this place is K.N.D. HQ) want to separate the whole team because they suck and blew up buildings and THE LEADER KID LET THE BUG BLOW UP SO MUCH STUFF IT’S HIS FAULT so this means that they need to show off how FIGHTIN’ TUFF their mad skillz are!

Exhibit A: “Owww! Pink bugs gave me an ouchie >_<”

Exhibit B: “Shh shh shh only dreams now”

They decide to enter the school fight tournament , which will not only allow them to go up from ranks E to C, get super magical weapons, but A PASS TO ALL THE BEST EATING ESTABLISHMENTS, LIKE RED'S DESTROYED HOME?! AWESOME! 

SWEET! Can’t wait to be thwomped by all the A-rank teams flooding the tourney.

Oh, good.

Okay, so now they really, REALLY have one last chance unless they win the tournament like I said. Which means it’s time for them to enter the tournament and beat everyone and be scrappy until the end! Sports movie! Rudy’s gonna storm the field! Radio’s gonna fly!
 
But really. What DOES A SKY WIZARD MEAN

Awww they so problematic <3

I can’t wait to see them win everything. I hope they have plans, do maneuvers, everything, instead of just shoot out a big laser and stuff. We need formations, yo. These are the war games, son. Actually we still don’t even know how they do the fights. Do they blast them with lasers until they explode into yellow goo? Do they hit them until they cry uncle? Do players die in the Kusou Mad Doshi battles? I guess we won’t learn anything until they happen.

Also, the cool kids in school go to see some bugs get cut up.




“U-ugghh, I can’t bear to watch evil robots get torn open...”

Look who works here!
 
Take out yer noisemakers, I got my party hat on already!

Here, I guess we learn that they’ve taken that big piece of evil that landed in front of Science Guy in for analysis, and these evil bugs are...biotechnological? Well, yeah. That checks out, they all looked like robots before already. I hope they do something with that in the second half.

The next day, they organize the tournament listings!


I WARNED YOU ALL

I wonder if when an A-rank team wins they go past S-rank to SS-rank? Any case, this ain’t fair. Shoulda had a different tournament for each rank. Look at this.
 

Pure luck. See the relief? Now we can believe that they can make it all the way to the second round where they’ll be swiftly whupped by a C-rank team. 

Though not to worry. I’m sure they’ll be fine until they meet her team in THE FINALS AND GET THEY ASS WHUPPED.

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