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Saturday, August 29, 2015

Shimoneta Episode 9: Do Androids Dream Of Electric Masseurs? – Beeble Reviews




This works.

So they’re trying to catch some of those underwear thieves from a few eps ago. The goal here is to succeed against those lowlifes, while at the same time completing a task the new school prefects group is trying to achieve, getting themselves some brownie points with the masses in their stead. We quickly shift from the set-up to the plan itself, already in-progress.


“Wow They’re so easy!” – Blue Snow

Stuff snowballs into action! Two Perfectly Generic Sentai Henchmen™ come in to take the bait!

They need a crappy Power Rangers-tier nickname. Panties? No... Pervies? Nah... it'll come to me...

SHITESKEYS


TECHNIQUE NUMBER FIFTY ONE: LIBIDO GRAVITY!!!!



Goodnight everybody, we can’t top that line right there. Better just pack it up here and go in with him.

Actually he tells her it was a trap for bad guys who aren’t Anna. 

NO

And, we get some ground rules laid out by Idiot.







#2015 #notallwomen #DJTroubleStandard #howulikitboiz #Dickgate #HaremshitGarbageApocalyptogeddon #jokez

OH NO LOOK OUT THE LADIES ARE HERE



“To the rank stank that grows!” – Toucan Sam, sex offender

Naturally, this sits badly with Anna. Which is a good thing, for once in our lives!! 


Cue Annaquest2096

The next day, they’re heading in once again to head up the operation, against male Gathered Fabric members.



Yay! Girls suplex girls, boys suplex boys, everything’s fair so long as Anna can catch her thieves—what’m I kidding she’s like a fast zombie crossed with a Terminator


uh I guess she did it or something

After a large number of mooks go down to his special “1-Hit, 1-HP Damage Kill” wrestling throws, MC’s faced by an almighty, nasty-lookin’ dude.


No wonder he’s so made of iron...HE KNOWS THIS TECHNIQUE. HE’S LIVED THROUGH THIS BEFORE.

Oh. Good. At least he didn’t kill a man today. She can still pull through this.
Nevermind. Idiot is toast.

As it turns out, Idiot was sent out dressed as a girl in order to infiltrate both male and female-designated spaces for the (ill) protection of the youth. But Idiot’s only male or female based upon given orders. Because she’s protecting Anna, she’s become Ms. Idiot. And if needed, she’ll become Mr. Idiot.

And then, Ann— 






Bad...ass???

Lastly, after a scene where Dicky learns that cool kids at SOX don’t try to blow up everybody, but instead just wanna throw pervy shit in everyone’s faces for the hope of a better future so I have to say that when she goes rogue in protest later THEY GET A NOTE


whotta....snkker snkkr...BRIEF NOTE AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHA sorry

Yo Makoto

Well.


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