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Monday, August 3, 2015

Aquarion Logos Episode 5: Take it Back! Our Summer – Beeble Reviews




 
Even evil knows the true glory of summer.



AAAHHHHH!! NO

AQUARION LOGOS: SHIMONETA OF THE SUMMER SEASON

 Okay, so anyways, antics!


Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
Woo. But not all is kosher in the state of Barcelona, Spain. These boys are swimsuit CRAZY. They just super can NOT help it. The fervor is off da chartz.



Big Guy can’t help but do his best to get the B-Boyz out to da sea. His iron will in getting them big ol’ eyes on the bibbity-boppity-boobs is so strong that it melts the iceberg that is their boss telling them to work for their wages. BUT YES, IT IS TRUE. THEY SHALL GO 2 THE BEACH AND SEE DAT HOT HOT



OOOOOOOOOPS

also hypothermia is quickly setting in on the beach. 


This episode is a very strong PSA. Never throw your clothes away into the wild blue yonder. You never know when you’ll need them.

It’s down to a race against time. The men have to fuse together and beat the menace fast enough to beat the girls to the hospital and lay eyes on them sick gams. Can they do it? Can they?? 

Hey now hey now hey now!

Buddy, calm down! Take a look around you! This is the real treasure trove.

YEAYUHHHH WE ALL KNEW IT’D HAPPEN SOONER RATHER THAN LATER if only they played it up more than the 8 year old loli and Narcy that one time

Meanwhile.

“Is she still dying? ...Yes, she is still dying.”

Meanwhile back again.


YAAAAAAAAYYYY WE HAVE FUN HERE AT AQUARION

OK so they save the day. BUT DID THEY MAKE IT IN TIME FOR THE SWIMSUITS????

On the flipside, Lolita may never recover. The frostbite got her to the bone. She probably won’t be back next time.

But you know what? This story has a happy ending. Swimsuits, swimsuits for all.


Look at that joy. That is the celebration of a cult devoted to all forms of swimwear. This has progressed past a mere fetish.

This is their nirvana.


R.I.P. 2012-2015 viva dead loli comedy

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