Big guy’s got a big brother comedian, and he’s also got a name. Tsutomu? Oh well, I’ll forget it later. Point is, he hasn’t just been doing his youtube comedy stuff since the first time it showed up, he’s been doing this thing for a long time now.
Hey! Today’s bad guy!
The red Aquarion rocket’s damaged, so it has to be benched for today’s episode.
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| Aw yeah! Somebody ELSE gets to clean up the mess today! |
Also:
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| Why did you invite all of your closest friends to see this? |
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| “Hooray! Now I’m one step closer to Deuteragonist! Only two more kills left to go!” |
Okay. Skipping that.
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| “Damn. That was my idea...” |
Big Guy’s now being pushed to doing more advanced comedy, like storytelling to an audience. But he refuses!
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| “...to appeal to all the impressionable young idiots, like a Let’s Player!” |
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| Dang, ol’ Narcy just finished my burn for me. |
He leaves to a restaurant to pour over the comments on his new video, and that’s where we learn how come the whole vid-makin’ rag’s worth it.
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| See, how a kind word can uplift the spirit. I get the same kind of smile on my face when a reader says the same thing about the Beeble Bobble reviews...wait no that’s never happened before |
Meanwhile, BUGS BUGS BUGS!! COUNT THE TYPES, COUNT THE KINDS!
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| Only two kinds, huh? At least the joke translates incredibly well. |
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| Aw baby yellow n’ blue time let’s see them win something for once |
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| Aw shucks. |
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| In good news...belly episode...??? No, stop this. That’s clearly not an upside, I need a new writer... |
Horrifically, being inside the bad bug makes its effects on you stronger, more intense! POLITICS GUY CAN’T STOP TALKIN’ ABOUT THE POLITICS!! HE’S BECOME A POLITICS BUG!!!
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| “Of course I’m not okay! He’s trying to fix Japan!!” |
Doesn’t Big Guy wanna talk about jokes or something, make inappropriate comments about how they’ll have “a belly of laughs” or “a bad case of boogie fever?”
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| Aw no! Now I’m the one making inappropriate jokes! He’s just gonna be the skirt-chaser from now on, this is not enough!! |
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| THOSE AWFUL BASTARDS!! NO WONDER HE HATES COMEDY!! |
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| “With my shitty, unfunny, low-quality gag videos on Youtube! Everyone’s gonna get sick of ALL humor by the time I’m done with ‘em!” |
One comment pulls him back from the brink of darkness...
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| The count stays at 3 official bugs. She’s not a real bug, just a woman with bad taste. |
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| Doesn’t make sense, but give it a shot. |
The only problem is that the bug can’t hear the laughs Big Guy’s pulling out inside the stomach!
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| “And I was all like, ‘no way boyfriend, she said at the start don’t fly today,’ but NOOOOOO...” |
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| See, it wasn’t a poo joke...it was a secret code to freedom. Narcy and Big Guy: Notorious geniuses. |
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| Alright now, Simon the “Digger." |
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| See now they're never gonna speak to you again |
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| Alright now tone it down a little please |
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| Holy what |
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| I just |
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| WHAT NOW |
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| AAAAAAAH THIS IS WHAT THE GUYS ON FOX CARTOONS TRY TO THINK OF IN THEIR ANIME PARODIES AND FALL SO SHORT OF |
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| When yo puss game so strong you gotta dive from the flames |
Holy mother of bugs, that was too much. Thank GOODNESS I didn't drop this early on. And to bring the story on home, Big Guy decides to message up the mysterious ‘Haruka’ who’s been leaving him all these kind messages, to thank her for everything...
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| Word to the wise: It’s ALWAYS the heroine’s grandma. Or, at least, so I’ve been told in “the biz.” |
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