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Monday, August 10, 2015

Shimoneta Episode 6: Handmade Warmth! – Beeble Reviews


So allegedly, this late-night anime (like 1:30 in the morning) has been receiving complaints about what it's saying to the youth.


So today they’re making sex aids because nobody sells those anymore. 


Well careful now, this is how Jurassic Park got started.

The name of the game today is ‘experimentation.’

Yes, of course, you’re less valuable. There are 2,000 MCs just like you out there!

I’ll take your word!


 ...Yeah, this would be just as scary if she was Shota instead of Loli.

MC’s also getting calls from The Gremlin, so they can receive help with the master plan. Of course, she was told nothing about the massagers. 

Yes, those pink things down there! And yes, she is naked!

Then Anna shows up. Hurry, MC, make an excuse, make an excuse... 

WELL GREAT JOB THERE YOU JUST SCREWED IT ALL UP

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Heehee☆

He just doesn’t realize! She eats sex to power up! He’s digging his own grave for the umpteenth time! Man, she’s the perfect antagonist for this thing, I and the rest of the internet are eternally grateful. Oh yeah, they got to keep the other one but they fucked it up. 
 

Anyways yeah the vibrator goes off and everything goes wrong. Of course it goes wrong. This is how stories go, guys. 




Also, PSA to everyone, just take a second to think it over guys:


Remember, if you’re thinking that’s hilarious, you’re doing it wrong. And if you think that’s hot, you’re doing it wrong. I hope the author wasn’t trying to work it that way...

OK that’s actually a good strategy I’ll give it to him

So the vibrator vibrates so hard it explodes. Good. 

Seriously. What even happened today.

Today's episode should have been named "Let's See What Happens if We Give Anna a Vibrator". There, in and out like a bandit.

On the upside, DIY sex aids this week. 


And at the pool, no less! Shimoneta gets me, that classy dog...

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