This week on Maid Musume...
It’s pretty much just Smith taking MC out on a date day, just ‘cuz. Plus ya get ta SEE ALL YA GURLS IN SPECIAL OUTFITS
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| Ew, both? On her? |
Plus, there’s an unhealthy dose of pervy shit doing on every step of the way, of course.
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| Shakin’ em around like a Rubik’s Cube. |
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| Awright now she’s just digging for gold. |
Wait, are you saying we didn’t get to see Snake or Horse yet? Do you mean we’re gonna see THEM in compromising situations TOO??!
But wait, girls, why are you so scared he’s gonna go do shit with Smith? Isn’t she like 10 years older than he is? And evil? And not a monster? You all have, like, nothing to worry abouAWW COME ON NOW
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| WOULDN’T A HAPPENED IF YOU GUYS DIDN’T GO FASSIN’ ‘ROUND N’ SHIT |
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| Oh yeah and pro ref strats guys (they made the solid snake joke at the very start of the episode. that’s just being lay-zee) |
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| Good. |
Oh boy guys, guess what though: Smith had a legit reason for tagging along with MC all day. Because TODAY HE’S LIVING AN EVERYDAY LIFE WITH THREATENING LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Not sure why everyone’s so scared about this. That just means they can keep raking in the Momusu Cash Monies until the day they die. |
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| Wow, when you put it that way, it SURE SEEMS LIKE you’re trying to make it REALLLLLLY LOOK like he’s gonna MARRY someone that he LIKES for REAL |
So he goes on that date with Snake.
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| Thanks, FancyFish~ |
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| I’m guessing that nobody told her how these parks operate themselves...OH GOD. ONE OF THE GIRLS IS FINALLY GETTING KILLED OFF BEFORE THE END OF THE EPISODE (in memory of Shamu) |
Oh, oh my god, Snake gets tired of the show and leaves in a huff, and runs into HANDSOME LIZARDMAN!!!!
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| It’s just too bad he’s clearly the killer because this show would never suffer another male monster! |
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| I’d say called it but we ALL knew they’d never do something interesting with him. |
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| See now that’s what happens when you leave Team Idiot to bodyguard duty ALL ALONE. They’re even giving us a reason not to trust her RIGHT NOW!! Put somebody on Snake’s ass, MON-Squad!!! |
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| Uuhhhh I guess that’d be cool if you didn’t sound like the tomboy off of Random Anime No. 5 |
Anyway he tries to rape her because that’s what literally every single generic bad guy ever tries to do, and there was no way to ever have a love triangle with equally developed characters in this show, so MC drives a boat at them really fast using Flintstones feet power.
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| And Snake drowned and died. The end. |
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| PLOT TWIST IS GIRL don’t worry guys now everything is ok because as we all know girl cannot rape girl so they good guy now ok tummlr tells me so |
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| “Good. Now PLEASE don’t come into my house and eat up all my food.” |
And because First Girl Always Wins, and they share a bond through Snake Spooging, Snake and MC have another little bonding moment together.
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| “Why, it’s another excuse for everyone to call you Best Girl without having an interesting personality, of course! Now stick your tail in my pants.” |
BUT WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAIT SUDDEN PLOT TWISSSSSSSSSSST
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| Wait, then you mean to tell me today’s entire adventure was pointless except for attempted rape for the masturbatin’ hounds out there who get off to that shit |
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