Beeble Bobble Anime Bloggle: Prison School Episode 9: Full of Bodily Fluids

Friday, September 4, 2015

Prison School Episode 9: Full of Bodily Fluids – Beeble Reviews

Yes, there is something wrong. Your vagine is covered by 2 centimeters of fabric. (protip: rhymes with ‘nine’)

Back in the jail, Shingo the Ex-Mole gives some intel: he saw the DTO plans being communicated through e-mail while he was called in by Vice-Prez. The USC, like everyone else in this show, thinks everything through 14 steps ahead of time, so it’s almost a definite that the data’s been erased by now.

God dammit Joe, it was a mighty spurt. You don’t even REMEMBER episode 3...

Gakuto’s entirely sure he can use a restoration program to bring back the documents in question, which means they have to get him into the school corrections office. They have an end goal, guys!

He is frozen.

Kiyoshi is stuck in time, slowly being pulled in closer and closer to her Black Hole.

His life flashes before his eyes. Death is upon him.

So starting from the next day, they begin examining their options. They have no time to move on their own, and their free time is being cut shorter and shorter for their final days.

And thus begins the most exciting plan since the series’ inception.

ARM WRESTLING HACHIMITSU TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MMXV

They gotta get the jacket off her back, then the keys off her fabric. That is the key to the key to victory, what they need to do now is warm it off of her.

At least he’s memetically strong...in friendship.

The match between Kiyoshi and Vice Prez is so intense that the table they are on breaks down.

He’s actually gazing into the genesis of a new universe.

WIth the sacrifice of his sanity, Kiyoshi’s just gotten Gakuto the chance to nab the keys and get the hell outta there.

“We can get you fifteen seconds, tops.”

The battle rages on as Gakuto goes to download the file restoration program whatzits, leaving everyone else to be cruelly murdered.

“NEEEEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!”

She effortlessly breezes through everybody...until she reaches the big man himself, Andre “Tinyface” Andre.

Excuse me, Andre “The One Hair Wonder.”

This nipple, it is her foil. The nipple is she, she is the nipple. They are both capable of hypnotizing the masses through sheer presentation. This nipple, and its hair, are a tempter, a witch and/or warlock that leads all who witness it to ruin. If she embodies Nipple Wonderland...then this is Nipple Hell.