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| Hey, that means it’s HIS turn to have an episode! |
This guy’s been so set up in the background and stuff that I’ve completely forgotten the nickname I foisted upon him. Henceforth he shall be known as Glasses, and he will wear the moniker well.
So bad guy team’s getting ready for the big half-season finale in two weeks, I see. What’re the good guys putting together?
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| “See Glasses what we really need to do is fire everyone else, keep the money and just keep the two legal girls with him to keep him happy. Maybe the little one. We'll ask him if he's okay with that.” |
As that goes, Bad Boy’s beginning to respond to this brand-new super word, and his dad realizes he has the power to use their...power. So he throws him in a magic library until the end of the story and keep his ass out of trouble.
Back to Glasses. His dad was a politician so he wanted to be a politician. Oh, and his dad was good at talking, but really impulsive and died without doing good in politics.
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| And thus he had finally gathered the strength to destroy the boy who looked exactly like his dad by being bad at talking and doing good at politics. Is what I guess they’re implying. |
THEN THE EYE OF HORUS GOES ROGUE
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| IT'S THE MUMMY'S CURSE |
Oh, since all the networks of the world are being scrambled and ‘usu’d they can’t use their computers to launch their Aquarion ships...SO IT’S TIME FOR GLASSES TO STEP UP WITH HIS COOL 4,000 PAGE PLANS!!
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| “Oh, wow. I guess he really DID see everything coming. I wish we took a screenwriting class like Glasses did.” |
Then Bad Boy goes full delusional.
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| “I’m going to CALMLY, RATIONALLY, ASK HER OUT ON A DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!” |
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| “Fuckin’ loser dweeb actually read the manuals whatta nerd amirite lololol” |
Loli and Glasses head out together for strategy and wit!
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| WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, TO BE WRONG??? |
So they’re gonna die, but then Narcy tells him to be less smart like how they couldn’t go into the fight with any machines at all if they hadn’t used his smartplans. Because if you use your intelligence instead of your feelings...this happens to you.
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| AAAAHHHHHHH!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Yes, apparently. |
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| AND THUS BY ACCEPTING THAT SMART COOL GUYS ONLY GET EXPLOITED IN LIFE HE HAS RISEN FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX!! |
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| FUCK YOU TIME WARNER CABLE |
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| Oh, shit, they messed with the wrong US cable company. |
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| AHH!! THE GUY FROM THE END OF DIGIMON ADVENTURE IS BACK!! WITH NEW FEET!!! |
The real moral of the story here, clearly, is to never be so stupid as to insult real-life super conglomerates. Or else douchebags like this’ll show up.
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| “I came back to steal my gurl.” #lovecraftianfreakostyle2015 |
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