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Thursday, September 3, 2015

Kusuo Madoushi Episode 9: The Victory Formula – Beeble Reviews


When she jogs, her breath sounds like she’s blowing into an NES cart. I guess you gotta start somewhere.








I...probably shouldn’t tell him how much of a dick he is...


“You’re really pushing it! *ANGER MARK* *ANGER MARK*

Anyhow, Yellow really wants the team to get better, and the way they’re being trained they aren’t getting any better. They need a new plan!

"MC, you're a dick!!"


“ha ha ha no sweat bro we get off to this too!” – Orange Hair

“Pat her ass twice for good luck!”
“Ha ha once for you too, really thanks, this means a lot.”

They do the thing they did way at the start with the maid stuff so whatever, I guess all Japanese men in Japan really really REALLY like maids. Nothing else will do. And if you ARE a Japanese man in Japan and you try to answer me? That means you can read English. You aren’t Nihon enough for your opinion to represent your country, sorry. Anyway it’s supposed to show her growth, because she’s doing the exact same thing as before but more easily, so there’s no point in doing it to be better, MC still sucks, the end.




.............IT DIDN’T DO JACK!! >w<

Then she tells her friends they don’t suck and they do better.








"Wow! Positive reinforcement, and not being sexually objectified by a teenage boy against my will really DOES work!!”
“Please. Stop doing that.”









So, Yellow is officially the best character; she’s not an annoying asshole, she’s grown a lot, and she’s generally enjoyable to follow. I’d upgrade her to ‘Lecty’ if her friends didn’t have such colorful hairs.


I'm sorry but it's true, they're holding you back. Let 'em loose and run free, Yellow.
"You actually thought that was TRAINING?

The next bit begins with...


ROOOOOOOOOOMMAAAAAAAAAAAATES~ *The Odd Couple theme plays* what does the odd couple song sound like I’ve never heard it before


While they get used to that for a single scene, MC and Girl Who He Probably Likes have more ship talk because he still thinks Yellow is a puppy dog to rub and she will never matter to him as more than a student (。 。) 


 




There’s more talk about stuff and teaching her fight techniques even though they’re supposed to focus on the teams they’re training for the tournament that’s supposed to happen, but will clearly get cut short by Pervert getting super super strong and ruining things before the final match is over, or maybe even begins properly.


HI BITCHES I’M HERE EARLY CAN I FUCK YOU NOW

She tries to beat his black buster sword with her cartoon buster sword! It’s so damn personal that she won’t let her friend from the old days help her out!


Damn yo! I can’t wait to buy those and put them with the Bandai Zabuza sword in my room from ’06!!


Oops she has to be saved by MC anyway whoops


“Dammit! You SUCK, girl! I can’t even stand back and watch in peace!!”


“Oof ouch eef augh doin this in like 5 frames 18 times here”


"Shut up so I can save you and look cool now lolz"


"Ha ha this is so easy u really suck gurl"


"Girls drool amirite guy?"

Since he wins, Pervert runs away at super speed—




—but not before jabbin’ her in the gut, because girls are all here to be beat up by cool boys just watch the theme song.




“But I only dropped her down the stairs twice!Cue laugh track, applause track, credits, standing ovation, daytime Emmy

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