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Saturday, September 19, 2015

Shimoneta Episode 12: The Hot Springs Episode – Beeble Reviews


End of the summer and now they’re pulling out the outdoor bathing fanservice card? Interesting, guys, interesting. The episode proper begins with the crew being invited out to an event at the Nukumi Hot Springs by...ANNA’S MOTHER!? Well, we had the tremendous climactic finale last week anyhow, what could they possibly try getting up to this week?


So did MC’s dad literally re-invent the wheel or are they just dense?

The hot springs actually have been closed down since long ago, since you know every hot springs episode is pervy, and since remade as a super-healthy health center. The gang heads out together, unsure if their identities are known or not. 

Oh dude! Gorilla Guy’s here! NOW it’s a party!!

Alack, Anna’s here as well, so it seems this could merely be a reward to the student council for just being so cool. 


Yeah, there you go. Just keep on bein’ good ol’ tragic you

Then Anna tries raping him again and it’s still terrible. She rapes his face. She rapes him in the face. 


Gotta wonder, do people find this funny as a joke, or funny as in ‘OHHHHHH SHIT SHE WENT THERE’

THEN OH NO ANNA’S MOM IS ON THE FLOOR


Protip: If anybody tries to do this to you, just say no, explain that you do not wish to have your body stuck into their orifices, and then call for help, very loudly.

Well, shit, Anna’s mom didn’t send any invitations to anybody. It was this dude. 


The chase is on, now they gotta catch ‘em.


OH MY GOODNESS SHE GOT A PROMOTION TO AN ACTUAL JOB!! Good luck out there on your first case, Twintails!


That’s a shame. This show was just too gross for you. Twintails has cum on home to glory. R.I.P. 

Hey, it’s also the swimsuit episode.

Now the bad guy’s got the wheel, and he lets slip that knew MC’s dad from The Good Old Days. Now it’s gonna come down to a duel because they can’t just go on over and beat him up where he stands.

I mean, they should, seeing as the other two came back in the corner.

Nah! They jump into ROCK PAPER SCISSORS CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION 2015

YIIIIUH BABY DO THE SHRIMP JUMP! DO THE SHRIMP JUMP!

Anyways when Gorilla goes up, the others actually spring into action. 



Imagine your best death growl here.

Re-armed with the big wheel, Blue Snow and MC head off to find the cable car up the mountain, thanks to a little help from their friend.  

Good ol’ Gremlin. Can I call you Gremmy?

Then Anna 





PuhLEASE guys, season 2 someone better get Anna some Geez-Us

Good for them, Anna’s gone for real this time.
 


The pair then enters the ruins of the original hot springs lodge, full of items destroyed by the Decency Squad.


Oh right I forgot that joke

There they find the trigger for the wheel, well-kept through the ages by anarchists forgotten long ago...and the whole gang comes in to make it happen, SOX-style.





And the secret this whole time was a treasure trove of ancient perverted statues and iconography, hidden away for who knows how long. Kinda neat if you think about it, it’s stuff you could find in a museum of sex probably. That’s a pretty cool secret to pass along from father to son.

The creepy old man was an old partner of MC’s dad. And the entire adventure was a complicated reward for their last misadventure on the news, fraught with much face-hugging. 




All of the Anna stuff once she heel-turned was uncomfortable, including how it’s unclear if they were trying to play it as uncomfortable or for sex appeal, but the biggest issue is that they tried to play the long con with it, with no possible way to resolve the plotline before the end of the season. Aside from that, and how parts of the show can be too gross for a lot of viewers, as a Christian who thinks kids need to learn about what fucking is before the fuck up fucking and stuff I’m a big fan of all the satire and shade thrown the censorship system’s way throughout the run.

I give this show a these people
 



out of ‘I think they’re trying to go for a second season even though they probably won’t make it.’

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