Shimoneta Episode 4: The Saying Goes… Love Is Justice – Beeble Reviews

...Okay. So it’s already come to my attention that this episode’s pretty...intense. So let’s start out with this. MC is in the hospital from last time, Gorilla Dude is helping to take care of him, and weird Gremlin Science Girl has gifted him a seaworm.

How delightful!

Seems that while MC’s out, Student Council President Anna’s getting way harder with the lewdness crackdowns at school. 

Additionally, Blue Snow’s teaching Li’l One to help draw pervy propaganda for the force. Though the government bracelets they’re forced to wear monitor hand movements (for reasons I do not need to explain) but that just leaves more ways to get it done. She can’t quite hit the right spot without seeing a LIVE DEMONSTRATION but...that’ll come back later. 

That's the spirit!

Li’l’s got it on good authority that Anna’s actively trying to avoid MC, even from thanking him for the hard saving people work. On the other hand... 

We’ll get back to this we’ll get back to this, for now just tell yourself that someone’s been leaving him nice puddles of...drool...like how a cat does with small animals.

MC’s pulled out late at night to join the two gals for The Next Great Erotica Hunt. There’s a veritable goldmine hiding on the property of a man assisting the pervy terrorist organizations across the country, but word leaked out and he’s had to stall the authorities from sticking their gnarly claws into it.

Not ENTIRELY sure if it counts as sneaky or not.

They have three weeks until authorial presence slackens, and after that point anyone can go willy-nilly into the private forest. Their next mission is to spread word of the forest so some innocent youngsters end up finding the trove for them! But, more immediately:

WE’LL COME BACK TO THIS WE’LL COME BACK TO THIS

The next day at school, Anna’s public official mother arrives to give an official speech on her new law she hopes to pass. 

Oh great. Hurry up and ban bathrooms too why don'cha.

FUCK you ma’am, yeah, I went there in Shimoneta! I know what I’m doing!

This causes a problem. Sunday is when the big forest plan was going into action. Everything’s gone into jeopardy! New plan: The Point of the episode.

Oh wait. We’re five minutes from the end now. Already? Oh geez. Oh geez, guys. Oh geez.

The plan is now...frighteningly clear.

SO...THEIR YOUTH SOCIETY HAS ABSOLUTELY NO KNOWLEDGE OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE 

Yes, that is why she is tying him up. She does not know why that is wrong.

THAT MEANS THAT THEY CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE IDEA OF RAPE 

They do not know why that is wet, but it is not pee.

IN ORDER TO VIEW SEX THEY SET MC UP SO ANNA’LL AWAKEN LIKE A BEAST

That is precum.

SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S DOING IS WRONG THE OTHER GIRLS DIDN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING IS WRONG NOBODY DOES 

This is really bad. This is really really bad and they don’t know it.

THIS IS WHY YOU EDUCATE YOUR KIDS ABOUT THIS STUFF, DON’T SHELTER THEM AND SAY IT DOESN’T EXIST OR ELSE YOU GET LITTLE GAMES LIKE THIS 

She still does not know what a penis is.

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP

This is so fucked up.

GOOD SHE’S GONE CLEAN YOURSELF UP A LITTLE PLEASE

Pictured: MC slapping the precum off himself.

SEE YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DEALING WITH BUT YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT BOUT DICK

This paints a clear dichotomy between Blue Snow and Anna. While Anna is portrayed as pure, she is clearly a nymphomaniac and unable to control her urges now that she has awakened to them. Blue Snow talks and thinks a big game when it comes to sexual affects, but in reality, she shrieks in horror upon seeing a real penis. She knows nothing of what she claims a large wealth of knowledge over. Both are victims to the society that incubated them.

OH GOOD LI’L AT LEAST YOU GOT SOMETHING OUT OF THIS 

It is mouth time is a very enjoyable phrase to hear and to read.

We leave Anna going cumming down the street. 

We never aimed to make an NSFW blog. This is the blog society threw at us.

No, wait, we’re in outside ground now. This is past the credits, guys. Home stretch. 

Guys...we have a real villain in this show now. More than her crappy mom. WE HAVE SOMEONE WHO MAILS GUYS HER PRECUM. THIS IS MAJORLY CREEPY.

Start a betting pool. Let's see how much mileage I can get out of this one joke.