First thing’s first, we’re never calling it by the full
title ever again, okay?
So this, I’ve collected, is a series about super extreme techno magical girls,
so the fact that within the first 2 minutes they ride into space riding
missiles to perform a rescue mission because the rocket ships they were using
were too slow doesn’t surprise me.
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| ok you're crazy |
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| ok |
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| ok crashing through the forest now |
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| ok yikes |
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| ok threw it over the building |
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| ok |
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| ok yeah i stopped eating too |
All of that was almost enough to make me forget how ridiculous their outfits
are.
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| EWWWWWWWWW |
So it’s like you know how in anime they play the super cool hero music when the
guys save the day and do the big fight? These guys literally do that to be
super strong and they save people all over the world and stuff. Because they
are the S.O.N.G. corps of the SYMPHOGEAR PEOPLE YEAH!!
Then there’s a bad guy though.
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| Is she the one who punched the moon? |
BUT LOOK, SCHOOL ANTICS SHOOBY DOOBY DOO~!
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| *Skipping the next 18 minutes* |
Also two of them dance and fly around because it’s fancy.
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| ok |
Then there’s some dance fighting.
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| uwaaaaaaaaah lookit the colors |
And also a poor pantsless girl being attacked for her MacGuffin.
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| First her pants, then her life. Poor, poor bullied girl. |
And also there’s a subplot about this witch who wait
Okay, that tears it. I think I understand what they’re doing here. Thew know
what their audience is REALLY here for:
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| Da bombacity, and... |
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| Da butt. *she's like 8 |
Pick one or the other, and I’ll see what happens when the magic ninja and the
science vampires come in next time.
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