Two-thirds of the Toy Gun Gun Gang are in dire straits! One's getting attacked, and one just got forced into some secret dungeon in the back of a firearm store! Let us reach the team leader for comment.
Well, at least Hotaru isn't getting tortured. So while that black-hair glasses dude is getting his otaku stupid nerd crap torn up and his arm twisted agonizingly backward by a store employee, Hotaru is simply being forced to shoot targets and get mercilessly ridiculed while doing so.
"GEEZ, GIRL, IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH." |
Final verdict: terrible accuracy, F, just don't ever shoot anything again. But Hotaru California just won't give up! She asks for a bigger, stronger test, and if she wins this one, she gets bragging rights...fo' laif BD <- this is an emoticon
For those of you who like tag, but would prefer it with more bodies strewn all over the playfield. |
It's a tough game, especially for a gal who's not cut out for the big nationwide BB gun tournament.
But you see that face? Yeah. Nothing's gonna stop her. |
Nonetheless, Hotaru ekes out a spectacular turnaround in the last five seconds by leaping around the wooden maze like a Dogtag™ from everyone's favorite action anime of this summer 2015, GANGSTA.™ Also much like a Dogtag™, she quite literally sends the store manager into shell shock.
...bbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
Ah ha ha! Maybe I'll win next time if I summon the spirit of my great-gramps from the war. When he possesses me, you will be quivering! |
But hey, if you'll recall the reason why she went to the gun store last episode in the first place, it was to get a gun — and the manager is so
So she runs out cheering "WOW, HEY, I GOT MY GUN ON THE HOUSE! WOW WHERE IS THAT NICE STORE CLERK?" and the black hair guy with the injuries says "I don't know WHERE THAT guy must've been, but some OTHER guy was here and HE was NOT NICE," and then she goes "REALLY??? WELL THAT'S A SHAME!" And then it turns out he was both of them, and he was also evil. That's okay, though, he's leaving for now.
He says this after flashing back to a) molesting Hotel and b) pinning down the glasses guy. These were the only pleasant highlights of his day. |
So are you viewers cheering right alongside Bubba Hotep? Are you ecstatic that she's about to stride confidently back into the gun game ring starting next week?! Well, please end all celebration now, because this episode is a rollercoaster that's diving straight down into sad, emotional cataclysm. First of all, Hotaru messes up.
This, a thousand times. |
Second, we learn a very startling fact about Hotaru. Now brace yourselves for this, people. I don't think half of you are gonna believe it at first, but it is there, and it is striking in its importance.
"Wait, Hotaru's a GIRL!?!?" |
A little more than just banished. |
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