Monster Musume Episode 4: Everyday Life with a Slime – Beeble Reviews

Yeah, but you know who’s NOT cool?
 

YOU WOMAN-LEADER-ONNER!!!!!!

Oops. That’s who she was talking about. Okay then. For real now, you know who’s SO NOT cool? 

No it’s you Happy Poppy Harpy Papi FUCK YOU YA MEGA DAIPER BABY YOU MAKE THE MOMS GO OH AND THE LOLICONS WANNA SCREAM

AND YOU KNOW WHO’S EVEN WWWWWORSE 
 

uuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

See this lady? You see this lady? No. You see a baby. She’s a Slime with the mind of an infant who is barely capable of speech and tries to live by copying what she sees around her.

Yeah of course

 

Slime the Slime is a Slime, which is considered a monster people don’t accept quite yet. Which is bad because this show is all about how you can’t judge people by their labels. 

 

Just because they are monster, it does not mean they are act like animal. But they do end up acting animals, so what lesson was again? Oh yeah. Sex with animals.

But nothing could have prepared me for her level of awfulness. Look at this face here. Look at it. 

Makes me think, ‘wow, she looks like she might be my favorite character. the idea of a slime is already kind of funny. probably a shy kinda quiet gal, turn out to be like that ice girl from rosario+vamprire except without being a jerk and stuff, i could see her being the kind who would spend her time mostly in her room. a quiet type would be way different from the rest of the girls in the cast and thereby add to many more comic situations and more varied interactions. besides, the loli market is already covered by pappy poppy harpy papi, her only gimmick could not also be the exact same thing.’

No! Of course not! Her other gimmick is that she can get bigger and smaller! So she doesn’t REALLY count as a loli! Right? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT???????

OH ALSO, SHE HAS VARIED USES. LIKE HUMAN SHIELDING. AND CUMMIES ・:*:・゜' :*:・(*´ω`pq゛

The plot. Right. So the Racin’ Racists thunder down the line. Somebody almost dies, but doesn't.

So damn racist. Why not a Japanese car?

Also: So damn racist. What’s wrong with American cars?

The moral of story is: sex with animals, and racism don’t ever pay. You racist, you always have bad day. You trip on shoelace. You drop ice cream. You be flamed on internet. Free self from cage of blind hate, and buy new car. Get new lease on life. Also you’re ugly if you’re racist, so don’t be racist.

So, great. In a world where you have to teach everyone to treat all forms of monsters with respect, they adopt a creature incapable of intelligent conversation, with an endlessly baby-like understanding of the world. They get a pet. The goddamn monster girls story adopts a monster as a pet. Shit’s like Mickey Mouse got a mouse, or he died so Goofy the Dog had to take in Pluto the...Dog. 

YOU DID IT
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
YOOOOOOOU FUCKED IT UP ON EVERY LEVEL
I HOPE YOU SIMMER IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL (wait I’m telling a baby to die maybe I shouldn’t publish thi