Wait, wait...dammit, is there nothing else for me to talk about yet? Augh, this stinks. How come every show ever produced has to start on a Wednesday or something. Anyways. Okay, so this is the story where Kyon is the vice-president to Haruhi who successfully ran for student council on a platform of condoms for all.
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| Kyon. |
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| Haruhi; condoms. |
She leads, and under her, there is an asshole and a doormat.
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| Radda radda! |
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| Uwaaaahn!!(｡◕ฺˇA ˇ◕ฺ｡） |
But then later that night, suddenly, HE’S MARRIED TO THE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT!?!? As it turns out, while there are zero parents around town, several years ago Kyon’s dad joked them into a marriage.
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| OF COURSE NOT WE'RE EIGHT YEARS OLD GAWD |
Kyon doesn’t want anything to do with this ol’ high school marriage life. So in an effort to scare her away, because men aren’t able to convincingly explain why things make them uncomfortable, porn.
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| This is where the heartwarming piano music came in. |
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| This was involved. |
He did such an amazing job scaring her, in fact, that he gets up for two seconds and
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| Out like a baby. Which is ironic, given who just did the suckling. |
What kind of DIVORCE ANTICS will these guys get to NEXT WEEK?? Also they showed the same boobs like five times in the opening credits. Trivia for ya.
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| Okay, cheating a little, this one was actually in the episode. |
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