Gakkou Gurashi! Episode 4: Outing – Beeble Reviews

EDITED: Beeble Bear is a bumbler. Please excuse me.

"It's just too bad you're dead soon!"

Today’s blast to the past is dedicated to the next-least-interesting character so far, the quiet booky one whose nickname I forgot. Uh, Bookster. She and her friend were at the mall when the zombie outbreak happened, because there’s always a mall zombie scene.

I guess that the people at the bottom stopped to tie their shoes or something.

Can’t use the stairs in a major emergency situation? Better use the elevator—and that’s a safety tip right there!

MORAL LESSON: DON'T ALL BEND DOWN TO TIE YOUR SHOES AT THE SAME TIME IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE

And then it all truly, truly begins. Everyone is zombies. Like in the last episode. And I guess, in the next episode, for as many times we need to see the same day flashed back-into as it takes to get that everything was bad. Booky Bookster, Dog, and her girlfriend One-Week Friend are stuck living in the mall because they think zombies are gross and refuse to communicate their true feelings with them, but I can understand it though. Those zombies just suddenly turned a few days ago. They’re confused too, they don’t know how to deal with their Brand New Look. But time is passing, society is coming back together. Maybe if they gave it a chance, they’d be able to see how good and trustworthy these zombies really are.

Meanwhile in the future ROAD TRIP GOOOOOOD! Doin’ stuff again! Can’t have TOO much of the shitty slice-of-life fluff! Boy is that awful when not being used exclusively as allegory. But first they have to get to the car, through the zombie-infested parking lot.

So, after I realize SHIT WE'RE STILL IN THE PAST WHY AM I SUCH A TERRIBLE BEAR the girls go on their first FIELD TRIP! Which means they gotta get in that lady's car. In the zomber parking lot.

“PLEASE WILL YOU STOP SHOVELLING US!? WE JUST WANT TO GET TO THE SCHOOL SUPPLIES”

 “A-FUKKA-YOOOOOOOOU!!”

“AHAHA, ah ha, suuuuure.”

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