Aquarion Logos Episode 00 Tie-In OVA Thing? – Beeble Reviews

OH WAIT NO IT'S LOVE THIS WEEK

Once upon a time, there was some show called Aquarion that I didn’t see. Oh well.

Then there was this nice green hair guy. Just look at him. Isn’t he nice?

EEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

So he jacks the girl’s special important book when she flees in horror.

BUT THEN WE GO TO THE SPECIAL AWESOME SCHOOL WHERE THE TEEN BOYS ARE LOOKIN’ IN ON THE HOT PIECES OF ASSSSSSSSSS

Hahaha they're assholes to the girls, but......

WHO'S SHE I'M IN LOVE

In any case, the li’l girl goes back to get her book from Green Hair, where they bond over the fact that it’s magic. One wants friends. The other, not so much. What could possibly happen next?

MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!

MINE MINE woah

This cataclysmic fight results in hundreds of dimensional screw-ups, which the kids at the fancy fightin’ school have to go take care of.

Their school uniforms, I suppose.

With robots.

Of course.

He means robots.

I hate him now.

So the robots fight to music with words in it, and they punch and stuff...AND IT TURNS OUT THAT GREEN HAIR GUY IS AN ALTERNATE REALITY VERSION OF SOMEONE ELSE WHICH KILLS LI’L GIRL IN THE ONE OF THE ROBOTS OR SOMETHING?

EEEYAAAAH, SEASON ONE THING'S HAPPENING TO MEEEEEE

Luckily, Zessica is on the case.

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She and Other combine their Gradius ships into a robot with guns so it shoots and misses 10,000 times since the gunner soldier girls just weren’t trained in guns enough, what a shame.

You...shouldn't need to ask that if you're a gunner...

You smell, Zessica-insulting asshole.

So Green Hair learns he has Season 1 Magic which he uses to protect Li’l Girl from some giant robot parts.

She flies away anyways.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

But the two robots punch each other from across the world...somehow...

It doesn’t really hurt that much more if you don’t punch fast when you go back on-screen

SEE WHY IS HE NOT BLOWING UP WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT

...and Green Hair wakes up with Ladies from Robots, while Li’l Girl shows up in Ice Snowy World with Team Double Assholes because THE MAGIC BOOK WAS MAGIC AND THEY RUINED IT! So anyways, they all TEAM UP and stuff so they can FIND THEIR WAY BACK HOME!! With their robot magic, they’re going to something something something and THINGS!!!!!!!

GOOD BYE LONELY with you CANNON

Also the frog is alive. Good.

Also they get home and they play the music from the nico nico douga chorus the end.

EYEAAAAAAAHHHH!!

NEXT WEEK: EVIL PAPERS!! Also the title is different now