Wow, it’s Miku! Miku da yo. So get this: Miku lives in a small house, her roommate is a Roomba, and she works part-time at the local convenience store.
Wait, that’s not enough of a premise? You can’t do anything with that? Okay, so she wants to be super duper popular and to become the super duper idol of the world.
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| Also, the Roomba talks. Damn. It was almost funny. |
Anyhow Madame MikuKuromu decides she needs to make an album and go on tour to gain fandom. So she consults her manager at work for help, annnnnd...THEY MAKE A PHOTO ALBUM! AND THEY GO AROUND SELLING IT TO PEOPLE! AND THEY GO ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY BEFORE THEY REALIZE THAT WASN’T THE RIGHT KIND OF ALBUM!
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| HOW WHACKY HA HA HA HAW |
...Though, I guess when you think of it super, obtusely-literally, selling a ton of books about yourself as a cutie anime gal won’t make people want to learn more about you and buy you debut music CDs. That’s too bad. Her whole week just went down the drain, that’s some sweet 7/11 dough she’s missing out on.
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| Ooh ooh ooh look at the fireworks ignore the bad jokes |
Come back NEXT WEEK for some of the CHOICEST GAGS!! XD
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