Classroom☆Crisis Episode 1: The Transfer Student Who Came in Late – Beeble Reviews

Aww, look, they’re so fancy. What kind of crisis could they possibly—

So, see here. There’s a company in the future that’s sponsoring a fancy high school for all genius students, on mars, and the company deals with mining for fantasy elements in outer space.

The future of mining.

Terrorists are keeping a kid hostage for money. But this kid’s no ordinary kid, they made the WRONG HOSTAGE. He’s the newest part of the SUPER SUPER SUUUUUPER SMART CLASS.

Go, Ayanami, go!

So while the class super ace pilot girl—

—being the only one qualified to resolve this situation—

—goes into space to do the deed, the rest of the kiddies do mission control.

There they are

But after going through— 

THE ASTEROID BELT

—she’s got the ship busted up enough that she has to go in for a crash landing! 

'Sup.

But it turns out that waiting for the money behind the shutters is... 

...just this dude. All the terrorists got scared by his mug and ran.

And the story is about Space-Japan on Mars. The new kid is the asshole chief of tech development in the school-company-thing, and everybody else has the official title of office worker!  

Class is too expensive. So let’s get to downsizing.

NEXT TIME: LET'S SEE WHO GETS FIRED FIRST!