Last episode, we learned that this police force guy is, dundundunnn, an ironic justice serial killer, a.k.a. a more hands-on Kira.
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| "Fine, I'll talk, but it'll take forty minutes and a movie." |
I'm simultaneously relieved and, on a deeper level, disappointed that the Black Lizard S&M prison lady didn't turn out to be Kagami's lil' sis after all...as we see in this feature-length flashback.
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| Probably hard to clean up after a woman who spills gallons of juices whenever you excite her. They call such distasteful pet girls "love hounds." |
He may face problems on the job as a law enforcement upstart, but he's always got his ol' sissy-poo to rely on for a kind smile back home! Never mind the fact that the moment he says something about wanting her to accomplish her goals, you're bound to think, "oh, so in the present day she's disabled such that she can't accomplish those goals."
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| Also, this could conceivably be the motivation for taking so many jobs. Fancy words like "alleviate" don't mean you couldn't just be a janitor. |
And the days go by...
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| "By "mountain of problems," I of course mean "endless marriage proposals," which, as you'll soon learn, were as integral to my development as that time five seconds later when that same guy said to me "would you like some coffee," and I said "yes," and he went to get me coffee, which came in a can, which I was holding dramatically, like so, and, and then I said" |
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| "Wait, officer. I'm only a third through my confession." |
Kagamigami becomes increasingly disillusioned by the way of the world. Some criminals get the time, some get acquitted when they shouldn't, and many exploit the legal system! Luckily, you know most of the latter when you see them. They are like totes ugly, and as we know, ugly is the root of all evil..
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| "And before that a zoo, for creatures." |
Meanwhile, he's trying not to lose his job to his moral dilemma-related fury to keep his imouto afloat as she tries to get a leg up in fashion shows...
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| Some little sisters will gratefully accept a sensitive head rub as a reward for their hard work. This is the hallmark of a certain popular, fully house-trainable subspecies. In fact, the esteemed title of Imouto Best in Show is currently held by such a pet from the closely-related Charlotte branch. |
...but can he truly protect his little sister from this ugly yet beautiful world!? For those of you who were chanting "the sister's dead the sister's dead" throughout this whole show, the wait...is over!
Time for some Kagami ga Kill! Aww yihhhh! Get yourself some mainly-offscreen vengeance!
His confession concludes eight hours after he started it.
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| "Phew! Okay, give 'im the chair. Just pull my bed in here, please." |
Not only do we get some heartfelt closure...
...but we also get the revival of the legacy assassin title Twenty Faces! Vigilante justice never dies, man. First it's Kira, then it's like second Kira.
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| Good thing Twenty Faces only kills the fat fucks who we instinctively hope die, 'cause I like knowing which side to root for based on their respective quantities of fat rolls. |
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