Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa Episode 3: Beware Childhood Friends! - Bobble Reviews

Well alright.

The horrible awful evil school newspaper chief is on Kuromine's trail! She tied up his friends with hoses and thretened to take weird photos of them! If she finds out about how in love Kuromine is with the vampire girl, he's gonna be in sooooo much troubleembarrassment until he realized he needs to be honest about his feelings!

"You literally never hang out with me."

He tries desperately to keep the secret that is the crux of this entire show: the fact that Shiragami is a vampire the girl he's been mad crushing on!

Wait, if...if he was old, he wouldn't even be a pile of sticks on the ground...

Because Shiragami is out sick, Kuwagata is chosen to take schoolwork over to her place. He's gonna end up staying a liiittle longer than expected...*wink!* At this point, you're probably thinking, "Oh, so this is the place where Scoops with the Red Hair discovers he's at a monster's house monstrously in love with her."

You can tell by all the bats hearts.

It's not true, though. She doesn't find controversy, though. She expects this...

but she gets ripped off and she only gets freakin' this.

Ch-ch-ch-CHYECK PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE

She got a manipulable photo of them just sitting at a table and talking, which, I guess, is embarrassing, slightly. Anyway, the next day she prints a ton of "news" fliers of this stunning event that will take their school by storm! Kuromine chases after her to demand her to stop the presses...but she's not letting him catch up!

Supportive!

But you know the real reason Kabuto wants those photos out of the general student body's hands, right? It's because if they get out, they'll spoil Shiragami's vampiric Chamomile's harem love secret, which will ruin everything for some strange clearly established reason!

Just tell her that you love her. Just tell her that you love her. Just tell her that you love her.

JUST VISIT HER AFTER SCHOOL.

Using the power of reverse psychology (but really using the power of idiocy, because everything that came before it – his endless chasing-after-Scoops-ness and grovelling at her feet – clearly indicates he won't at all be

with her publishing the fake "news" story), Kakarot saves the day! But...maybe Scoops has a heart deep down somewhere? Is she...really as cruel as she seems?

Pictured: absolute blasphemer heathen trash.

Actually, she has two very solid, convincing reasons:

1. Being a heathen queen is a foolproof plan that allows her to have been Kuromine Asahi's friend when they were like five.

The friends you make in preschool are the friends you need for life!

2. Her glasses can talk!

...'Til next time!