Gatchaman Crowds Insight Episode 1: Contact Point – Beeble Reviews

LAST YEAR: SOCIAL NETWORKING SAVED THE WORLD!

THIS YEAR: GIRL BEATS THE MORNING ALL BY HERSELF! 

Now in the land of Gatchaman Crowds, everyone knows about the evil alien menace thingies the super heroes gotta get rid of. But they’re seen more as a routine menace, because they’ve got their stuff together. None ‘o that Precure garbage in here, get the Megazords out. You ain’t gonna win anything by punching behind everyone’s backs, honey. In fact, this series is all on the up-and-up with our technology and whatnot, and using it to connect everyone together. This anime is FOR REAL.

THIS is how REAL it is. Go meet your fave heroes today!

 

Anyways, an alien crashes like a loser. What a shame. Time to call in the cavalry.

Woot woor wut wut!!

Also I don’t remember if she said anything else all last season.

But as it turns out, the alien invader is just a special new friend, with the special ability to make everything even MORE social networky!

 

That just means they're hungry.

Also her boobs keep talking to her.

Kyaa...?

Meanwhile the world’s new foe isn’t CROWDS or even aliens. It’s VAPES: VIOLENT APES. Man VS Monkey. But we can’t let ourselves fall into VHUMANS. 

I don't care that it's not literal. Please let me keep this mental image.

Anyhow, that’s for later. Now to the main crux of the episode. White Hair MC Clone just wants to make fireworks but her grandpa won’t let her...AND ALIEN GIRL IS SAD!!

WHY DON'T WE JUST GET THAT CONFLICT IS BAD?!?!

Also White MC Clone reaches Nirvana and ascends into official MC status. 

Well okay, I'll be fair. She's ANGRY MC clone.

In any case, coming up soon is the first smartphone Prime Minister election. And that’s when the next big event between the Crowds n’ the Vapes is going to happen. Monkeys VS the Internet. Who will win?

ANSWER: SHE WILL DESTROY THIS WORLD